Duckling Family Tree

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Greetings all, it is time once again to bring up the subject of the ducklings. I have created a family tree for any of the duckies interested in knowing who their relatives are, and also to introduce Aki and Nezo as part of the duckling family :)
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For those of you who do not know about the ducklings: A very long time ago, in a long lost server that was known as 32slot dustbowl (dust2 of TF2) a war broke out between Gosling Mother Wize, and duckling mother mamazoo. The two mother could be spotted as demoman with their baby duckies/goslings trailing close behind clutching their uberguns. Mamazoo had 2 ducklings (Gerbil and RD) and Wize had 4. The ducklings fought valiantly, but, sadly, mamazoo had to leave her 2 ducklings all alone, without a mama. This was when Duck Hunter Wilson stepped in, he had also been a demoman, but previously had no ducklings of his own. RD&Gerbil looked to Wilson as a replace mamazoo and he protected them as his own through the endless war.

Off the battlefield the close-knit family of the ducklings spread to other servers, where we first found a wild Goz disguised as a goose, and he became the brother of RD and was introduced to Gerbil. On another TF2 server far, far away, probably Egypt, 2 lost survivors were found, in need of a family, their names were KelpieTheGreat and Royal, but our family was not yet complete. We were in need of something more, a jerebear. We stumbled across an abandoned Jerebear lost in the chats of steam, and convinced him to join our duckling family.

A short while later, a wild Aki and Nezo were stumbled upon in the depths of L4D2&Hat Simulator, sisters of our mamazoo. And they are our newest duckling family members.
 
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For those who don't know, a Jerebear looks like this:
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I just dress up as a ducky
 
welcome to TF2, we have cats, hats, daily birthday celebrations and a famliy of ducklings, please do enjoy your time here!
 
I remember you and StormChaser in our MineCraft server talking about this...
Really, I didn't [strike]care about[/strike] believe what you both said...
But here's what I understood, if anyone is interested:
All goslings were, once ducklings, but Wize pretty much kidnapped half of them and raised them as his own. Therefore, all goslings are, in fact, ducks. And you're all brothers and sisters and yadda yadda yadda... Be sad. You just got more siblings. Because of me. :D
 
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A short while later, a wild Aki and Nezo were stumbled upon in the depths of L4D2&Hat Simulator, sisters of our mamazoo. And they are our newest duckling family members.

Err... Where is the begining of this family tree? Were Aki, Nezo and Kazoo born from the force, just like Anakin Skywalker? Or did Wize just kill their parents?
 
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