Shhhh Don't tell Kazoo

[Fluffy]

In my time of playing TF2 I think that Valve has rig kazoo name with random crits and a luck factor.

Experiment: When Kazoo isn't around use here name to see if the crit gods are in your favour.

Note: This experiment will fail if Kazoo finds out.
And for some reason unknown to me, I think Idol is cool guy :/...odd.

 

[Nix]

I did it already, it works.

 

[Sanctified Aberration]

The crit gods are capricious and malevolent beings. Let's face it, they are basically cats, which explains why Kazoo gets crits all the time.

 

[Maserati]

hmmm...

 

[Mr. Monday]

The crit gods are capricious and malevolent beings. Let's face it, they are basically cats, which explains why Kazoo gets crits all the time.

... this makes a frightening amount of sense.

Also, whenever I need crits, I burn scoots for the great Gaben. It usually works. Make sure to burn them groups of a number divisible by 2, though.

 

[Maserati]

how to please the crit gods:
soda popper +crita a cola+ fan o war = profit

 

[spax]

The crit gods are capricious and malevolent beings. Let's face it, they are basically cats, which explains why Kazoo gets crits all the time.

that explains why i never get crits! i prefer dogs (allergic to cats) :C

 

[Ithuriel]

How to anger the random crit gods:

soda popper +crita a cola+ fan o war = profit

You will never again get a random crit no matter what class you play as.

 

[spearf]

that explains why i never get crits! i prefer dogs (allergic to cats) :C

Allergic to cats, eh? Well then you would die in my house within 2 minutes.
(I have 4 cats....)

 

[Ithuriel]

Allergic to cats, eh? Well then you would die in my house within 2 minutes.
(I have 4 cats....)

Panda, you forgot about the 2 dogs!
(you monster!)

 

[AndyGuy]

Allergic to cats, eh? Well then you would die in my house within 2 minutes.
(I have 4 cats....)

i have 5.

also the crit gods really need to be with me more often :/

 

[Idol]

I tried gaming as Kazoo but got found out rather quick. It was all "How'd you suddenly get good at pyro?" and "OMG HAX".

 

[Maserati]

How to anger the random crit gods:


You will never again get a random crit no matter what class you play as.

I am a cat lover, lol

 

[spax]

Allergic to cats, eh? Well then you would die in my house within 2 minutes.
(I have 4 cats....)

my best friend's mom has 5

 

[Humility The Humble]

... this makes a frightening amount of sense.

Also, whenever I need crits, I burn scoots for the great Gaben. It usually works. Make sure to burn them groups of a number divisible by 2, though.

And no more than 2 at a time. Valve can't count higher than that, right?

Imagine, at Valve:
This pyro burned 2+2+2 scouts which equals out to uhhh ( 2 + 2 + 2 ) / 2
scouts, which is...
uh
uh
uh
something

 

[Humility The Humble]

that explains why i never get crits! i prefer dogs (allergic to cats) :C

You, sir, are allergic to crits

 

[oey192]

This pyro burned 2+2+2 scouts which equals out to uhhh ( 2 + 2 + 2 ) / 2
scouts, which is...

This clearly equates to "2 Episode 1"

 

[Maserati]

i find my self going "crit crit crit" thanks guys! lol