Good News, Kazoo!

[Humility The Humble]

Now your cat can play TF2 with us!

By announcing SteamOS yesterday, Valve declared that PC gaming is more than desktop gaming, that Windows is not our master, and that?finally?cats can own Steam accounts. The free, Linux-based, cat-friendly operating system is designed for gaming on living room PCs, because PC gaming according to Valve isn?t about WASD and DirectX?it?s about openness and collaboration.

that Windows is not our master, and that?finally?cats can own Steam accounts.

?finally?cats can own Steam accounts.

cats

 

[VP :3]

No shh, cats don't exist. Shhhh.

 

[oey192]

No shh, cats don't exist. Shhhh.

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Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh VP! You cannot just go around spilling classified secrets! We want our DL to believe in the cats for as long as possible so we can spill the beans at an opportune occasion

Don't worry Kazoo, VP isn't right in the head. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Of course there are cats!

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There haven't been any reports of abnormal behavior from Kazoo's holographic cat, have there?

 

[Sanctified Aberration]

Valve done goofed on this one. Attila will probably end up with a KDR of, like, a̶f̶f̶i̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ infinity. Mythical creatures are really good at hat simulators.

 

[Fluffy]

Don't have to worry about cats cause I eat them .

 

[Maserati]

saw this on the interwebz:

 

[Kazoo]

XD Awesome.

Silly oey. Holographic cats aren't soft and cuddly (nor dangerous with sharp claws). Pretty sure my Attila is real. I got the scratches to prove her existence.

Jokes aside, this SteamOS looks amazing.

(Maserati, that picture is too cute.)

 

[Nether]

 

[Humility The Humble]

XD Awesome.

Silly oey. Holographic cats aren't soft and cuddly (nor dangerous with sharp claws). Pretty sure my Attila is real. I got the scratches to prove her existence.

Jokes aside, this SteamOS looks amazing.

(Maserati, that picture is too cute.)

It's all in your mind, Kazoo. All your imagination.

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Oey, try to brainwash her better next time

 

[Nix]

Wow, I didn't expect that mad scientist's plan to rid the world of cats had started.

 

[Humility The Humble]

Wow, I didn't expect that mad scientist's plan to rid the world of cats had started.

Have you been living under a rock?

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It was a success

 

[Nix]

Have you been living under a rock?

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It was a success

I just didn't know the "brainwashing everyone to think cats are a myth" had started, that's all.

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He didn't actually rid the world of cats, he gathered them all in on place: In a giant invisible floating city above Kazoo's house.

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Why are we all using spoilers

 

[Fullmetal]

Don't have to worry about cats cause I eat them .

You want mine?

 

[Goz]

XD Awesome.

Silly oey. Holographic cats aren't soft and cuddly (nor dangerous with sharp claws). Pretty sure my Attila is real. I got the scratches to prove her existence.

Jokes aside, this SteamOS looks amazing.

(Maserati, that picture is too cute.)

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Little does she know that she, in fact, scratched herself as a result of her induced hallucinations.

 

[Gerbil]

My cat can have a steam account, but not my gerbils... shenanigans

 

[oey192]

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Why are we all using spoilers?

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Silly oey. Holographic cats aren't soft and cuddly (nor dangerous with sharp claws). Pretty sure my Attila is real. I got the scratches to prove her existence.

Apparently you haven't been watching enough Star Trek. They clearly have force fields that accompany all holograms, making them quite deadly when necessary

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Oey, try to brainwash her better next time

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Fixed

inb4 thread locked because overuse of

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spoilers

 

[Idol]

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[Fluffy]

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Stop hiding the secret idol

 

[DeeLuxxed]

Anyways! Maserati...That cat plays spy better than me :c

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Everyone plays spy better than me

That didn't need a spoiler...it's common knowledge. lel

 

[AndyGuy]

I like cats...

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and I have six cats that are DEFINITELY NOT holograms.