What Are Your Chances Of Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse?

[.inferno.]

You Have a 41% Chance of Survival!
I think I care about family too much

 

[Blazing Heat]

53% = Caring and no gun sucks
28 (5 year olds) = And I thought I was a nice guy
Death = Luigi Nono, Italian composer (and 146,677 other people)
Dead Body = $5165!
Geek = 29% ( and I thought I'd get nearly 80% )
Booze = 42%

 

[NeOfito]

Not a good zombie hunter --> 44%
Not a good kid slapper --> only 17
Not an apple consumer --> only 10%
Somewhat geek --> 47%
NOT SO SOBER --> 73% LUSH =P
Not too expensive --> $4,875.00

 

[SogeKing]

Yeah! 74% Geek!
My body is worth $5550.00!

 

[Booster37]

I can take on 23 five year olds in a fight.

 

[Sir Leeroy]

aww, i only got 58%, i better watch out for zombies

 

[i have no life [DAM]]

zombie survival- 75% i read a book on it
five yaer olds- 24 i'm a softie for kids, but not too much i guess
death report- 148,261 people died on my b-day
Booze- 47% i guessed ... a lot
dead body- $5850
apple- 18%
geek- 50%

[link=hyperlink url]http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/science[/link]
try this one

 

[KaiserBear]

47% zombie survival
26 five year olds
82% lush
80% geek
a lot of nazis died on the day I was born... and lou gehrig.
# 1948 - Wolfram Sievers, Nazi physician
# 1948 - Waldemar Hoven, German physician
# 1948 - Karl Gebhardt, Nazi doctor
# 1948 - Karl Brandt, personal physician of Adolf Hitler
# 1948 - Viktor Brack, Nazi physician
# 1941 - Lou Gehrig, American baseball player

my corpse is worth $4290... I'm a smoker

 

[SogeKing]

w00t I passed 8th grade science, I got a 80%.

 

[i have no life [DAM]]

[quote1198380726=Soge King]
w00t I passed 8th grade science, I got a 80%.
[/quote1198380726]

I has a 96%

i cheated i passed it just last year

 

[SogeKing]

Heh, I was in the 8th grade 7 years ago.

 

[Hiphop-popatomus]

57 and 25 kids.

 

[Booster37]

My body is worth $5465.

As for people who died on my birthday, it includes:

2007 - Boots Randolph, American saxophonist
1995 - Pancho Gonzales, American tennis player
1971 - Jim Morrison, American singer (The Doors)
1969 - Brian Jones, English musician (The Rolling Stones) (drowned)
1918 - Sultan Mehmed V of the Ottoman Empire
1778 - Anna Maria Walburga Mozart née Pertl, mother of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
683 - Pope Leo II

 

[Munch]

62%!!!!

 

[Wal-Mart Security]

My Body is Producing 380 Watts!
This is 52% MORE wattage than the average person

* I could light up 4 light bulbs
* I could power 95 iPods
* I could power 2 Xbox 360s
* 3 of me would be needed to keep a refrigerator running

People who died on January 01, 1992 (the exact day I was born)

* Grace Hopper, American computer pioneer

People who died on January 01 (various years)

* 2007 - A. I. Bezzerides, American novelist and screenwriter
* 2007 - Julius Hegyi, American conductor
* 2007 - Tad Jones, American jazz music historian
* 2007 - Roland Levinsky, South African medical scientist
* 2007 - Leon Davidson, American scientist known for studying UFOs
* 2007 - Darrent Williams, American football player
* 2007 - Del Reeves, American country singer
* 2007 - Tillie Olsen, American writer
* 2007 - Ernie Koy, American baseball player
* 2007 - Leonard Fraser, Australian serial killer
* 2006 - Bryan Harvey, American musician (House of Freaks)
* 2006 - Hugh McLaughlin, Irish publisher and inventor
* 2006 - Harry Magdoff, American magazine editor
* 2005 - Eugene J. Martin, American painter, artist
* 2005 - Bob Matsui, American politician
* 2005 - Hugh Lawson, 6th Baron Burnham, British newspaperman
* 2005 - Shirley Chisholm, American politician
* 2003 - F. William Free, American advertising executive
* 2003 - Joe Foss, American politician and fighter pilot
* 2002 - Julia Phillips, American film producer
* 2001 - Ray Walston, American actor
* 2000 - Colin Vaughan, Australian-born political journalist
* 1998 - Helen Wills Moody, American tennis player
* 1997 - Hagood Hardy, Canadian composer and musician
* 1997 - Townes Van Zandt, American musician
* 1996 - Arthur Rudolph, German engineer
* 1996 - Arleigh Burke, American admiral
* 1995 - Eugene Wigner, Hungarian physicist, Nobel laureate
* 1995 - Fred West, British serial killer (suicide)
* 1994 - Cesar Romero, American actor
* 1994 - Lord Arthur Espie Porritt, Governor-General of New Zealand
* 1991 - Buck Ram, American songwriter and businessman (The Platters)
* 1986 - Bruce Norris, American hockey executive (Detroit Red Wings)
* 1986 - Alfredo Binda, Italian cyclist
* 1985 - Kamatari Fujiwara, Japanese actor
* 1984 - Alexis Korner, British blues musician
* 1982 - Victor Buono, American actor
* 1972 - Maurice Chevalier, French actor and singer
* 1971 - Saint Amphilochius of Pochayiv, Ukrainian Orthodox Christian Saint
* 1969 - Bruno Söderström, Swedish athlete
* 1969 - Barton MacLane, American actor
* 1966 - Vincent Auriol, French politician
* 1964 - Bechara El Khoury, President of Lebanon
* 1960 - Margaret Sullavan, American actress
* 1958 - Edward Weston, American photographer
* 1953 - Hank Williams, American singer
* 1944 - Charles Turner, Australian cricketer
* 1940 - Panuganti Lakshminarasimha Rao, Indian writer and essayist
* 1933 - Harriet Brooks, Canadian physicist
* 1931 - Martinus Beijerinck, Dutch microbiologist and botanist
* 1921 - Theobald von Bethmann Hollweg, Chancellor of Germany
* 1919 - Mikhail Drozdovsky, Russian general
* 1894 - Heinrich Rudolf Hertz, German physicist
* 1892 - Roswell B. Mason, Mayor of Chicago
* 1869 - Martin W. Bates, American politician
* 1862 - Mikhail Vasilievich Ostrogradsky, Russian physicist
* 1817 - Martin Heinrich Klaproth, German chemist
* 1800 - Louis-Jean-Marie Daubenton, French naturalist
* 1796 - Alexandre-Théophile Vandermonde, French mathematician
* 1793 - Francesco Guardi, Venetian painter
* 1789 - Fletcher Norton, 1st Baron Grantley, English politician
* 1782 - Johann Christian Bach, German composer
* 1766 - James Francis Edward Stuart, "The Old Pretender"
* 1759 - Jacques-Joachim Trotti, marquis de La Chétardie, French adventurer
* 1748 - Johann Bernoulli, Swiss mathematician
* 1742 - Peregrine Bertie, 2nd Duke of Ancaster and Kesteven, English statesman
* 1730 - Samuel Sewall, English-born judge
* 1716 - William Wycherley, English dramatist (bc. 1640)
* 1697 - Filippo Baldinucci, Florentine biographer/ historian
* 1679 - Jan Steen, Dutch painter
* 1617 - Hendrik Goltzius, Dutch painter
* 1560 - Joachim du Bellay, French poet (bc. 1522)
* 1559 - Christian III of Denmark and Norway
* 1554 - Pedro de Valdivia, Spanish conquistador
* 1515 - King Louis XII of France
* 1387 - King Charles II of Navarre
* 1204 - King Haakon III of Norway
* 962 - Baldwin III, Count of Flanders
* 898 - Odo, Count of Paris (b. 860)
* 874 - Hasan al-Askari, eleventh Shia Imam (b. 846)
* 404 - Saint Telemachus
* 379 - Saint Basil of Caesarea (b. 330)

 

[-V-]

Dang, I have a 90% chance of survival, good thing my dad has a bunker in our backyard with enough food for 2 years, and enough ammo to shoot through Bill Gates' stack of money twice.

 

[CroutonsofDeath{RD}]

69%. Probably the only reason I got that much is my basement is full of rifles, a couple high power revolvers, and tools, sharp, blunt, and powered. Otherwise I would have probably gotten like a... 12%. The place where I live is hugely populated, and the only places you have to hide in are malls. Crap.

My dead body is worth $6905. Yay!?

I could take out 28 5 year olds.

I'm 63% geek.

147,711 died on the day I was born.

People who died on August 22, 1991 (the exact day you were born)

* Colleen Dewhurst, Canadian actress

Natural disasters in 1991

* Andover, Kansas Tornado Outbreak
* 1991 Bangladesh cyclone
* Halloween Blizzard
* Mount Pinatubo
* Ormoc tragedy
* 1991 Racha earthquake
* Southern Great Lakes Derecho of 1991
* West Virginia Derecho

People who died on August 22 (various years)

* 2006 - Bruce Gary, American rock drummer, producer (The Knack)
* 2005 - Luc Ferrari, French composer
* 2004 - Al Dvorin, American announcer on Elvis Presley's shows (b. c.1923)
* 2004 - Daniel Petrie, Canadian-born television and movie director
* 2004 - Konstantin Aseev, Russian chess player
* 2003 - Imperio Argentina, Argentinian singer and actress
* 2003 - Generosa Ammon, widow of Ted Ammon
* 2003 - Arnold Gerschwiler, Swiss-born figure skating trainer
* 1994 - Gilles Groulx, French Canadian film director
* 1989 - Huey P. Newton, American activist
* 1980 - James Smith McDonnell, American aircraft manufacturer
* 1979 - James T. Farrell, American novelist
* 1978 - Jomo Kenyatta, first Prime Minister of Kenya (b. c. 1892)
* 1977 - Sebastian Cabot, English-born actor
* 1976 - Gina Bachauer, Greek pianist
* 1976 - Juscelino Kubitschek de Oliveira, President of Brazil
* 1974 - Jacob Bronowski, Polish-English mathematician & TV presenter
* 1967 - Gregory Goodwin Pincus, American endocrinologist
* 1965 - Ellen Church, First American airline stewardess
* 1958 - Roger Martin du Gard, French writer, Nobel Prize laureate
* 1953 - Jim Tabor, baseball player
* 1950 - Kirk Bryan, American geologist
* 1942 - Michel Fokine, Russian choreographer and dancer
* 1940 - Sir Oliver Joseph Lodge, English physicist, spiritualist, pioneer in wireless telegraphy
* 1926 - Charles W. Eliot, American President of Harvard University
* 1922 - Michael Collins, Irish revolutionary
* 1918 - Korbinian Brodmann, German neurologist
* 1914 - Giacomo Radini-Tedeschi bishop of Bergamo
* 1903 - Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
* 1891 - Jan Neruda, Czech author
* 1861 - Xianfeng, Emperor of China
* 1850 - Nikolaus Lenau, Austrian poet
* 1828 - Franz Joseph Gall, Austrian neuroscientist
* 1818 - Warren Hastings, British Governor-General of India
* 1806 - Jean-Honoré Fragonard, French artist
* 1797 - Dagobert Sigmund von Wurmser, Alsatian-born Austrian general
* 1793 - Louis, 4th duc de Noailles, Marshal of France
* 1773 - George Lyttelton, English writer and politician
* 1752 - William Whiston, English mathematician
* 1711 - Louis François, duc de Boufflers, French marshal
* 1701 - John Granville, 1st Earl of Bath, English royalist statesman
* 1680 - John George II, Elector of Saxony
* 1652 - Jacob De la Gardie, Swedish soldier and statesman
* 1609 - Maharal of Prague, Jewish mystic and philosopher
* 1607 - Bartholomew Gosnold, English explorer and privateer
* 1599 - Luca Marenzio, Italian composer (b. c. 1553)
* 1599 - Beatrice Cenci, Italian noblewoman
* 1584 - Jan Kochanowski, Polish writer
* 1572 - Thomas Percy, Earl of Northumberland
* 1553 - John Dudley, English admiral and politician
* 1485 - Richard III, King of England
* 1350 - Philip VI, King of France
* 1304 - John II, Count of Hainaut
* 1280 - Nicholas III, Italian religious leader, 188th Pope (b. c. 1216)
* 1241 - Gregory IX, Italian religious leader, 178th Pope (b. c. 1143)
* 1188 - Ferdinand II, King of Leon
* 1155 - Konoe, Emperor of Japan
* 408 - Stilicho, Roman general (b. 359)

 

[Chuckles]

73%

 

[bobombom]

I have a 45% chance of survival.
And my body is worth $5050.
And am only 20% geek...

But I could take on 33 five-year-olds.

 

[Volcom]

68 percent .... But it never asked what kind of weapon I own. and how many. As you know my father is in the military and he is authorized to have guns. My dad has a 10 Gauge Shotgun, M4A1, and a USB and Deagle. And my mom has Mace....And I'm KOrea so i know Tae Kwon doe ! My guess would be that i have 82 Percent chance of surviving.