TF2 In Real Life?

UnderCoverSpy16

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So yesterday I had a dream (pretty cool one) that I was a spy in TF2 and by that I don't mean controlling the spy with a mouse.. I mean I was the spy. And then I backstabbed a cow... (there are always cows in my dreams..) but that's not important. If you were warped to a TF2 dimension where you could be any of the 9 classes of TF2 but you can only chose one of them.. who would you be?
Personally I think it's a very hard question because each classes have their strength and weakness but I can't decide between soldier and spy. I think I would go spy because spy is amazing :P
But what about you guys if you had to be one (and only one) class of all classes Who would you choose and why?
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Realistically, I'd be a pyro. Fire makes me happy.

As a backup, I'd be a trolldier. Flying through the air is SO FUUUUN.
 
Medic. If I can have my health regenerate, even if a little, that'd be awesome. Plus, I'll be honest, I'm terrified of heights, so no Soldier. Pyro would be cool, but I rather let someone else do the killing for me. :P
 
Honestly I'd be pyro, even though it's not the strongest or wisest choice... Being able to see the damage you do is fun! Erm.. I mean...
 
i'd be a sniper, Reason? i already have a few rifles setup for sniping
 
Medic, because then I would have a medi gun. I would figure out a way to reverse engineer it and mass produce them, making billions selling them. This eventually would cause war to break out when the military gets their hands on this technology, allowing infantry units to rush into battle nearly unkillable with overheals and ubercharges. The people on the other side of the war would eventually steal this same medi gun technology, nuclear war would eventually break out but prove to be ineffective at actually killing anyone since ubers will probably last like forever since it only cost $250 to make it last 2 more seconds. After the great uber war one side of the war will finally be victorious through the realization that an uber can't protect you from saw blades, falling off cliffs, trains, and any other environmental hazard. With half of humanity left in the ashes of their war ruined planet, they turn to space travel to colonize other most hospital planets. Even though I would be long dead at that point, I would still be satisfied knowing that as a nuclear explosion disintegrates me and everything I know and love that in the end humanity will advance into a new age of space travel.
 
Pyro.
If you hate gerbils then they can nomnom on your bones.
VP and drew... I will use my rainblower if need be ;)
 
Spy, i enjoy deceiving my enemys and slowly gaining their trust then stabbing them in the back, also im very diabolical. also who doesnt want to fake their death when they should have died.
 
Medic, because then I would have a medi gun. I would figure out a way to reverse engineer it and mass produce them, making billions selling them. This eventually would cause war to break out when the military gets their hands on this technology, allowing infantry units to rush into battle nearly unkillable with overheals and ubercharges. The people on the other side of the war would eventually steal this same medi gun technology, nuclear war would eventually break out but prove to be ineffective at actually killing anyone since ubers will probably last like forever since it only cost $250 to make it last 2 more seconds. After the great uber war one side of the war will finally be victorious through the realization that an uber can't protect you from saw blades, falling off cliffs, trains, and any other environmental hazard. With half of humanity left in the ashes of their war ruined planet, they turn to space travel to colonize other most hospital planets. Even though I would be long dead at that point, I would still be satisfied knowing that as a nuclear explosion disintegrates me and everything I know and love that in the end humanity will advance into a new age of space travel.

this needs to be a movie O_O
 
Pyro.
If you hate gerbils then they can nomnom on your bones.
VP and drew... I will use my rainblower if need be ;)

You suck.

I'd be a soldier. Rocket jump for dayz
 
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Not TF2, but we can all substitute...

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