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Ok, I just found this.
It's a bit long..
Soldier
AKA: 'Sir'
Country of Origin: Kansas, USA
Height: 6'0
Weight: 198 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Field Rations/Rum + Mud
Job: Shock and Awe
Motto: 'I'm a Rocket Man!'
Favourite World War: 2
Special Ability: Rocket jump
Info: Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
Spy
AKA: '"Is someone there?"'
Country of Origin: Franco-Spain
Height: 6'0
Weight: 135 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Canapés/Cabernet Sauvignon
Job: Uncloak and Dagger
Personal Motto: "I never really was on your side."
Info: In his childhood, the spy's innate natural potential was recognized and he began spy training at a young age. He soon became a master of espionage, several forms of unarmed combat and sleeping with beautiful women. The Spy always completes his mission, and looks incredibly stylish while doing so. Whatever you do, don't bleed on his suit- you won't like him when he's angry.
Pyro
AKA: 'That Maniac', 'The Sweeper'
Country of Origin: Unknown
Height: 5'9
Weight: ?
Favourite Food/Drink: Flambée/Lighter Fluid
Job: BURN BURN BURN
Motto: 'Mphphnphhh'
Info: A complete pyromaniac as long as any of his teammates can remember, the pyro lives for the smell of napalm, the thrill of hunting down and roasting his foes and their screams as they burn are music to his ears. His teammates have often speculated on his true appearance beneath the voice-muffling gas mask and baggy clothing, or whether the pyro is even a 'he' at all. The purse he always keeps in his locker seems to suggest otherwise, but they're too polite to ask.
Heavy
AKA: 'Heavy Weapons Guy', 'Giant', 'Fatty' (to the Scout, but not to his face)
Country of Origin: Soviet Russia
Height: 6'3
Weight: 250 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Red Meat/Vodka
Job: Mow Down
Motto: 'Shooting Good!'
Info: Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that’s often confused with napping, the Heavy isn’t dumb, he’s not your big friend, and he generally wishes you’d just shut up before he has to make you shut up. He wields a custom-made Minigun which he has lovingly nicknamed "Sasha".
Sniper
AKA: 'Aussie', 'Bushman'
Country of Origin: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Height: 6'0
Weight: 150 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Bush Tucker/XXXX
Job: Precision Elimination
Personal Motto: 'PWR Class of Death'
Info: A hard-as-nails customer from down-under whose finely honed marksman's eye is a credit to the team. To him, his enemies are only so many giant, walking heads waiting to be turned into, as he puts it, a 'fine red mist'. An avid big-game hunter, he enjoys roughing it in the outback. He once slept in the corpse of a water buffalo just to survive.
DemoMan
KA: 'Black Scottish Cyclops', 'The Grim Bloody Fable'
Country of Origin: Ullapool, Scotland, United Kingdom
Height: 6'0
Weight: 200 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Haggis/Scrumpy
Job: House Cleaning
Motto: 'Boom Boom Baby!'
Info: A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.
Engineer
AKA: 'Hardhat', 'Engy' (to the Soldier), 'The Problem Solver', 'Truckie' (to the Sniper)
Country of Origin: Bee Cave, Texas, USA
Height: 5'8
Weight: 170 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Barbecue/Beer
Job: Area Denial
Motto: 'I Like to Make Things'
Favorite Equation :
Info: This amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbecue, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions
Medic
AKA: 'Doctor', 'Doc', 'The Übermensch'
Country of Origin: Germany
Height: 6'1
Weight: 150 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Fava Beans/Chianti
Job: Doctor Assisted Homicide
Personal Motto: 'Sturm und Drang!'
Info: Given full range to flex his medical muscles after the onrush of wounded during World War 2, the good doctor's skill in medicine is undeniable, even if his ethics are highly questionable. He has little regard for the hippocratic oath as he chops cleanly through his enemies limbs with his trusty bonesaw and uses his modified flechette launcher to provide his own unique and messy method of lethal injection. If he offers you a flu shot, it would be wise to refuse.
And, I think that's it for now...Too many..I know the mods are going to lock this....
It's a bit long..
Soldier
AKA: 'Sir'
Country of Origin: Kansas, USA
Height: 6'0
Weight: 198 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Field Rations/Rum + Mud
Job: Shock and Awe
Motto: 'I'm a Rocket Man!'
Favourite World War: 2
Special Ability: Rocket jump
Info: Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
Spy
AKA: '"Is someone there?"'
Country of Origin: Franco-Spain
Height: 6'0
Weight: 135 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Canapés/Cabernet Sauvignon
Job: Uncloak and Dagger
Personal Motto: "I never really was on your side."
Info: In his childhood, the spy's innate natural potential was recognized and he began spy training at a young age. He soon became a master of espionage, several forms of unarmed combat and sleeping with beautiful women. The Spy always completes his mission, and looks incredibly stylish while doing so. Whatever you do, don't bleed on his suit- you won't like him when he's angry.
Pyro
AKA: 'That Maniac', 'The Sweeper'
Country of Origin: Unknown
Height: 5'9
Weight: ?
Favourite Food/Drink: Flambée/Lighter Fluid
Job: BURN BURN BURN
Motto: 'Mphphnphhh'
Info: A complete pyromaniac as long as any of his teammates can remember, the pyro lives for the smell of napalm, the thrill of hunting down and roasting his foes and their screams as they burn are music to his ears. His teammates have often speculated on his true appearance beneath the voice-muffling gas mask and baggy clothing, or whether the pyro is even a 'he' at all. The purse he always keeps in his locker seems to suggest otherwise, but they're too polite to ask.
Heavy
AKA: 'Heavy Weapons Guy', 'Giant', 'Fatty' (to the Scout, but not to his face)
Country of Origin: Soviet Russia
Height: 6'3
Weight: 250 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Red Meat/Vodka
Job: Mow Down
Motto: 'Shooting Good!'
Info: Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that’s often confused with napping, the Heavy isn’t dumb, he’s not your big friend, and he generally wishes you’d just shut up before he has to make you shut up. He wields a custom-made Minigun which he has lovingly nicknamed "Sasha".
Sniper
AKA: 'Aussie', 'Bushman'
Country of Origin: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Height: 6'0
Weight: 150 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Bush Tucker/XXXX
Job: Precision Elimination
Personal Motto: 'PWR Class of Death'
Info: A hard-as-nails customer from down-under whose finely honed marksman's eye is a credit to the team. To him, his enemies are only so many giant, walking heads waiting to be turned into, as he puts it, a 'fine red mist'. An avid big-game hunter, he enjoys roughing it in the outback. He once slept in the corpse of a water buffalo just to survive.
DemoMan
KA: 'Black Scottish Cyclops', 'The Grim Bloody Fable'
Country of Origin: Ullapool, Scotland, United Kingdom
Height: 6'0
Weight: 200 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Haggis/Scrumpy
Job: House Cleaning
Motto: 'Boom Boom Baby!'
Info: A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.
Engineer
AKA: 'Hardhat', 'Engy' (to the Soldier), 'The Problem Solver', 'Truckie' (to the Sniper)
Country of Origin: Bee Cave, Texas, USA
Height: 5'8
Weight: 170 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Barbecue/Beer
Job: Area Denial
Motto: 'I Like to Make Things'
Favorite Equation :
Info: This amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbecue, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions
Medic
AKA: 'Doctor', 'Doc', 'The Übermensch'
Country of Origin: Germany
Height: 6'1
Weight: 150 lbs.
Favourite Food/Drink: Fava Beans/Chianti
Job: Doctor Assisted Homicide
Personal Motto: 'Sturm und Drang!'
Info: Given full range to flex his medical muscles after the onrush of wounded during World War 2, the good doctor's skill in medicine is undeniable, even if his ethics are highly questionable. He has little regard for the hippocratic oath as he chops cleanly through his enemies limbs with his trusty bonesaw and uses his modified flechette launcher to provide his own unique and messy method of lethal injection. If he offers you a flu shot, it would be wise to refuse.
And, I think that's it for now...Too many..I know the mods are going to lock this....
