The Corrupt Wish Game

[BoinkVX]

This is an old game called the Corrupt Wish Game. Here's how it works, you make a wish and the next person corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on. Also since this is TF2 division keep it related.

Example:

Wish: I wish I had cookies.

Corruption: The cookies are poisonous.

I'll start, I wish the MvM lobby system didn't suck.

 

[D4rthFluffles]

For every second you wait in lobby, another starving cow dies.

I wish I had a potato.

 

[Vinyl.]

The potato turned out to be yams.

I wish something rhymes with orange.

 

[D4rthFluffles]

The potato turned out to be yams.

YOU SUNUVAGUN.

Death rhymes with orange.

 

[Capital Orange]

YOU DIDNT MAKE A WISH GAME OVER EVERYONE GG WP

i want more oranges in my life

 

[Tokiw]

The only map you are allowed to play from now on is CP_Orange.

I wish I wasn't so reluctant to post things.

 

[Capital Orange]

your posts anger kazoo and her furious feline friends

i wish for a 24/7 process server

 

[Vinyl.]

You can't because you can now only play on CP_Orange.

I wish I got some mangos.

 

[fatyguy]

All mangos are replaced with uncooked green tomatoes.

I wish we had a 24/7 pl_upward server.

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

Now all TF2 servers will be running gravel pit 24/7
I wish I had an unusual and some professional killstreaks

 

[BoinkVX]

Granted, the next day someone hacks your steam account and steals only those specific unusuals and killstreaks that you magically obtained.

I wish that the Spy backstab damage only did 450 damage instead of like 300% of your current health. That way it's on par with uselessness when people are cheating and giving themselves millions of hp.

 

[Rawburt]

Granted, the next day someone hacks your steam account and steals only those specific unusuals and killstreaks that you magically obtained.

I wish that the Spy backstab damage only did 450 damage instead of like 300% of your current health. That way it's on par with uselessness when people are cheating and giving themselves millions of hp.

The backstab does 450 damage, but both the backstab and non-backstab knife hit inflict 30 seconds of bleed damage; 10 health lost per second. This can only be healed by the resupply locker.

I wish there was a new update bringing awesome new weapons and a tenth class!

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

I wish there was a new update bringing awesome new weapons and a tenth class!

End of the line update, spectator class, coach class, random select class. there are 12 classes to choose from. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT! XD

♪

 

[Nix]

I wish for endless wishes.

 

[Tokiw]

You wish for something and the genie continues talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking

I wish my online classes were classes that I actually had to go in to school for.

 

[Nix]

All your classmates are jerks.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Kit Kats

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

The kit kats are all melted in your(or your parents car if your a youngster) car

I wish...... for more thin fried tofu with gravy, mustard, shrimp, and a few more wishes for later

 

[Nix]

The tofu turns out to be stinky tofu, and the shrimp are still alive.

I wish Shy Guy would get devoured by a titan for the atrocities he has committed against KitKats.

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

1:and the shrimp are still alive.
2:I wish Shy Guy would get devoured by a titan for the atrocities he has committed against KitKats.

1: all the better ^_^
2:is that a game or something?

 

[Nix]

Turns out, it's not a game. People die if they are killed.

I still wish for more Kit Kats.