The Corrupt Wish Game

[Ken the Kitsune]

You die from spontaneous combustion due to a wish-paradox.

I wish for a 24/7 eGO Randomizer server in place of Instagib.

glitches and everyone only has the fan of war melee, no one will die easily.

I with for unlimited ubercharge

 

[Fullmetal]

glitches and everyone only has the fan of war melee, no one will die easily.

I with for unlimited ubercharge

You get them, but it triggers a VAC ban.

I wish for a good job.

 

[Nether]

You get them, but it triggers a VAC ban.

I wish for a good job.

You get a good job than you get drunk and blow it up.

I wish for a time paradox so I can't make a time paradox.

 

[Puliping]

You get a good job than you get drunk and blow it up.

I wish for a time paradox so I can't make a time paradox.

Error 404: Wish not found.

I wish for moar penguins in this division.

 

[Tokiw]

The Penguin from the batman shows appears, and then blows things up with his bomb-rigged penguins.

I wish that I could just not have to do this ridiculous spreadsheet class.

 

[Nix]

You are free from the class, but have to get a PhD in Mathematics.

I wish wishes never existed.

 

[Puliping]

Wishes do not exist anymore. Your life gets the Blue Screen Of Death and crashes. Restarts at last save, just before that wish ever happened.

I wish I had a companion cube.

 

[Gerbil]

You get a companion cube and the companion cube turns out to haz a dead test subject's body in it and you must drop it in lava to continue.

I'd like to click heads all day every day with my kitty

 

[fatyguy]

You get a companion cube and the companion cube turns out to haz a dead test subject's body in it and you must drop it in lava to continue.

I'd like to click heads all day every day with my kitty

Your kitty is irate and every time you click a head it maws your face, which after days, weeks, months of endlessly clicking heads you eventually die because a lack of face.

I wish for unlimited money.

 

[Fullmetal]

Your kitty is irate and every time you click a head it maws your face, which after days, weeks, months of endlessly clicking heads you eventually die because a lack of face.

I wish for unlimited money.

You have unlimited money, but you have to pay for everything in pennies.

I wish I wasn't always tired.

 

[AndyGuy]

You have unlimited money, but you have to pay for everything in pennies.

I wish I wasn't always tired.

You are never tired but you can never sleep.

I wish people started calling bananas skycarrots

 

[Rawburt]

You are never tired but you can never sleep.

I wish people started calling bananas skycarrots

They do acquire this name, but only because they grow from clouds, in to straight carrot-like shapes. When they are done growing, there are carrot storms in which sharp skycarrots rain down on people, commonly stabbing and/or killing many.

I wish I could travel in the TARDIS with the Doctor.

 

[Nix]

They do acquire this name, but only because they grow from clouds, in to straight carrot-like shapes. When they are done growing, there are carrot storms in which sharp skycarrots rain down on people, commonly stabbing and/or killing many.

I wish I could travel in the TARDIS with the Doctor.

You proceed to die, be removed from existence, come back as plastic, reboot the universe, have a baby that is trained to be a psychopathic killer, and get left in New York with a horde of Weeping Angels when you could have totally just driven to New Jersey and have the Doctor pick you up >.>

I wish American dollars had no cents.

 

[Ezekiel]

You proceed to die, be removed from existence, come back as plastic, reboot the universe, have a baby that is trained to be a psychopathic killer, and get left in New York with a horde of Weeping Angels when you could have totally just driven to New Jersey and have the Doctor pick you up >.>

I wish American dollars had no cents.

Now American dollars have kopeks, millikopeks, and picokopeks. Good going.

I wish it were March.

 

[Nix]

Now American dollars have kopeks, millikopeks, and picokopeks. Good going.

I wish it were March.

March now has record low temperatures.

I wish pyros did not exist.

 

[Tokiw]

They removed the pyro, because he was considered too scary. They added a new class to replace him, called the wizard, who can kill everyone on the enemy team with one click.

I wish my music playlist was longer and had better music.

 

[Dr J Liver]

I wish my music playlist was longer and had better music.

Your library copy&pastes every song and names each track "BETTER??"


I wish everything tasted like Popeye's buscuits

 

[Nix]

Everything tastes like Popeye's biscuits now. Even ice cream. Why would you do that....

I wish gamers were nicer.

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

All gamers are now psychopathic killers in real life

I wish i had a reserved VIP spot in dustbowl and a DS

 

[AndyGuy]

All gamers are now psychopathic killers in real life

I wish i had a reserved VIP spot in dustbowl and a DS

you get both but so does everyone else, meaning they are both worthless and everyone takes your spot

I wish that I am as good at Age of Empires as I used to be