Your mortal enemy

I'm not on anyone's list, not because I'm a horrible player but because everyone loves me! Yay!
 
I have been with eGO for 3 years. 3...very...long...years...

Through those long, painful years...I have had one sworn enemy with whom i've competed in every aspect of eGO life with.

Between chalking up how many times I've killed him, and if our teams won in realism...

from insults to tactics...

the guy i've tried to pass up many times before and have failed every time...

That man is Chuck Norris. He is the Garry mother freakin Oak to my Ash sucks at everything Ketchum.
 
Hmm, since I kinda just play to have fun and do more unorthodox things nowadays, kinda hard to say I go out of my way to really try harder and match people, etc.

That said, I do enjoy going up against Q-Tip and Anni. Playing with Chuck always represents an interesting one too. Even playing against Meg is interesting at times.

prime ZERO is also another player who matches up well against me and even though he's a goof and I goof around, we both know we're aiming for each other each time we respawn.

Other than that, Seth, rangerjoedanger and r0bin h00d all on Donner... I do try a tiny bit more when they're on server. They're nice pubbers who're talented shooters and do try to play the game by capping flags and encourage teamwork to complete map objectives.

Bruce Lee and Sicilian are good ones to play against too.
 
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the only pain in my ass who make me rage an want to smash my computer an beat my wife an kill my dog. knock on my neighbors door just to punch them in the face. blow up a random gas station is spartacus an his damn shovel. when he's on i have to run backwards on the server. lmao
 
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I did get roundhouse kicked by that man today quite a lot lol.
 
if i'm playing against spartacus i have to watch out for spades, knives, and rambo mgs, but the one i have to watch out for the most and who gets me really into kill mode is chuck
 
I have always enjoyed killing anni and, although he hasn't been on in ages, I always had an abolsutly blast killing greenlightterror.
 
It's certainly Butterz, he must die.

I try to kill everyone that dare roam in front of my cross hairs, I usually fail terribly.
 

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