who would win in a rap battle

[D4rthFluffles]

Ya see I'm taller than Kazoo

*cough

 

[UnderCoverSpy16]

Kazoo your turn... after that hit by cael... You will need all the support :c

 

[D4rthFluffles]

#rapzoo we believe

 

[Gerbil]

I heard cael rapping that in my mind lol. I voted for him even before I saw that beautiful rap. We have godly leadership

 

[D4rthFluffles]

We have godly leadership

I think you mean, "Rap Godly Leadership" by Caelinem.

DAT DOUBLE PUN *badumtshhhh

 

[HaloRacer]

 

[Maserati]

its cael-amentry my dear watson

 

[infernocookie]

I would like to offer my musical prowess to whomever would like it. I am the founder of the band Times New Roman (in case one needed proof). Basically I'm a lyrical wordsmith.

I will offer my services to the highest bidder. However I only accept pictures of cats as currency. So if Cael, Kazoo, (or maybe an unknown third challenger) would like my skill message me cat pictures preferably with text on them.

 

[D4rthFluffles]

I would like to offer my musical prowess to whomever would like it. I am the founder of the band Times New Roman (in case one needed proof). Basically I'm a lyrical wordsmith.

I will offer my services to the highest bidder. However I only accept pictures of cats as currency. So if Cael, Kazoo, (or maybe an unknown third challenger) would like my skill message me cat pictures preferably with text on them.

stahpit ;-; no interference.

*BEEP*
yellow card to inferno

 

[Mr. Monday]

Check it out, I'm the B-I-S-H-O-U-N-E-N
And also a D-L
Ya see I go by the code of the hammer of the ban
You're the one that I'm gonna tell
Ya see I'm taller than Kazoo and I'm cuter too
And I dress to a T
Ya see I got more words than a thesaurus and I dress so viciously
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
That definitely ain't the wack
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac
So after work as a law clerk
Which is really off the wall
I blast some tunes to hear the croons
Of John Oates and Daryl Hall
Hear me talking 'bout checkbooks, credit cards
More money than a sucka could ever spend
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a crow from the clucker
Not a dime 'til I made it again
Everybody go Foundry, Egypt
Whatcha gonna do today (say what?)
'Cause I'm gonna ban a lil' punk gonna get some banning
'Fore I even get to play
Everybody go 2Fort, Valve Maps, Hightower and then
Check PMs, the forum to see who wants to be my friend

*sheds a tear*

 

[D4rthFluffles]

*sheds a tear*

but a single, forlorn tear

 

[infernocookie]

stahpit ;-; no interference.

*BEEP*
yellow card to inferno

Darth we need to give cael and kazoo support. More than just saying we support them. They each need a person in their corner. A watson to a holmes, a abbot to a costello, a cooler version of robin to batman.

Lets go, stand behind me, rally for the cause. #tag_team_rap_battle_2014

 

[Maserati]

 

[Rawburt]

Yeah, what Ang0ron said about the crit-rap.

 

[AndyGuy]

Yeah, what Ang0ron said about the crit-rap.

but not on valve maps anymore

also cael's rap was amazing

 

[Sanctified Aberration]

*waits expectantly for Cael to perform this on the next Karaoke night*

 

[Kazoo]

Sorry to disappoint any fan
But I really cannot rap
Just like I can't play demoman
On any Valve Map
Oh, I am Kazoo, a DL of TF2
I code during the work day
Before jumping into the fray
Rockets, flares, and crits
From an RNGod that (kinda) exists
Although half the time I am AFK
On the forums, checking that everything is A-OK
Banning a punk here and there
Coddling my kitty, despite all the flying hair
It took too long to write this song
It's a short rap, but it is time for a cat nap

 

[Ken the Kitsune]

Now lets do this on TS ♪

 

[HaloRacer]

Sorry to disappoint any fan
But I really cannot rap
Just like I can't play demoman
On any Valve Map
Oh, I am Kazoo, a DL of TF2
I code during the work day
Before jumping into the fray
Rockets, flares, and crits
From an RNGod that (kinda) exists
Although half the time I am AFK
On the forums, checking that everything is A-OK
Banning a punk here and there
Coddling my kitty, despite all the flying hair
It took too long to write this song
It's a short rap, but it is time for a cat nap

 

[Bread]

I heard cael rapping that in my mind lol. I voted for him even before I saw that beautiful rap. We have godly leadership

You can get a clear hearing of his voice in your head as he says everything there.