who would win in a rap battle

Who would win in a rap battle?

  • Kazoo

    Points: 21 36.8%
  • Caelestis

    Points: 36 63.2%

  • Total voters
    57
Sorry to disappoint any fan
But I really cannot rap
Just like I can't play demoman
On any Valve Map
Oh, I am Kazoo, a DL of TF2
I code during the work day
Before jumping into the fray
Rockets, flares, and crits
From an RNGod that (kinda) exists
Although half the time I am AFK
On the forums, checking that everything is A-OK
Banning a punk here and there
Coddling my kitty, despite all the flying hair
It took too long to write this song
It's a short rap, but it is time for a cat nap


WOAHHHHHH, Go kaz :D


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk... Always make mistakes when typing lol
 
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The only redeeming quality of this thread is this post.

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Sorry to disappoint any fan
But I really cannot rap
Just like I can't play demoman
On any Valve Map
Oh, I am Kazoo, a DL of TF2
I code during the work day
Before jumping into the fray
Rockets, flares, and crits
From an RNGod that (kinda) exists
Although half the time I am AFK
On the forums, checking that everything is A-OK
Banning a punk here and there
Coddling my kitty, despite all the flying hair
It took too long to write this song
It's a short rap, but it is time for a cat nap

o-o 10/10 would rap again
 
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent critpan
And a hundred percent reason to remember to ban!
 
Of course, given time to prepare, Cletus the Verbose can lay down a good line or two. However, as we have seen, Kazzy has mad flow. In an impromptu rap battle, my money is on Grand Master 'Zoo.
 
Between those two, definately Cael wins.
But if all leadership were battling, Seph would.
 
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