Battlefield 4 Creative New Battlefield 4 Weapons

[ZinDuo]

I tried to make the title as not misleading as possible but, eh, what can you do. Anyways I kind of started this conversation on TS and I thought it could make a fun discussion with interesting comments to read If Bacon & Sausages were weapons that could be used in BF4, which would you use?

 

[Wizekraker]

Oh lawd..
I would prefer Bacon sausage..

 

[Captain]

Why is this not multiple choice?!

 

[ZinDuo]

why is this not multiple choice?!

because you can't have 2 primary weaps in multiplayer

 

[Rizzo083]

bacon ar
sausage side arm
boom

 

[ZinDuo]

bacon ar
sausage side arm
boom

You can only have both if you're a hacker :closedeyes:

 

[dtmt1398]

You can only have both if you're a hacker :closedeyes:

which is why i chose both

 

[Rizzo083]

What about a sausage and bacon v40 mini?

 

[Dib19]

I figure because neither could be a gun, and sausage would just be like a flimsy bat, I chose bacon cause if it's crispy enough you can make it sorta sharp and pointy, a perfect new knife. And a snack too

 

[EternalGriever]

Sausage. much bigger, better penetration.

 

[Rizzo083]

Sausage. much bigger, better penetration.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
that's what she said

 

[ZinDuo]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
that's what she said

I was waiting for somebody to say it :facewall:

I figure because neither could be a gun, and sausage would just be like a flimsy bat, I chose bacon cause if it's crispy enough you can make it sorta sharp and pointy, a perfect new knife. And a snack too

lol what if they actually made a bacon knife as a special event to something like Halloween or something :laugh:

 

[Dib19]

lol what if they actually made a bacon knife as a special event to something like Halloween or something :laugh:[/QUOTE]

that would be awesome :biggrin:

 

[GamesB4Gains]

We all know what Cannibal will choose xD

 

[Beemermarine]

I want bacon grenades damn it.

 

[Wizekraker]

We all know what Cannibal will choose xD

Sausage wrap with bacon?

 

[ZinDuo]

I want bacon grenades damn it.

how would that even work? Bacon strips cannot even go that far because they have too much air resistance

 

[dannydestroyer]

Bacon. Who doesn't want bacon in combat?

 

[Beemermarine]

I would thus name it "Bacon bits from hell"....wrap raw bacon around frag grenade..use as standard, explosion instantly fires bacon to a crisp, making said bacon shrapnel.
Next I want the "sausage nuke", truthfully a tactical weapon used to spread pork over a large area, though to large for any known plane to carry, it is said that a ICBS (intercontinital ballistic sausage) hides somewhere within the 50 states......

 

[Swampfox5000]

A sausage long gun, bacon for up close and personal hand to face combat.. :laugh:

Hey how's about some eggs over easy, toast, some SOS , hot sauce and some strawberry jam.

Ok, now I am hungry, " What's for breakfast ? "

Ok, now this caused a big stir I tried pulling up my M-1 Abrams Tank to the McDonalds drive thru

:laugh: