"Oh, you were streaming? My bad, bro. I was on-duty so I didn't know."
"And I was pissed I had to come to work instead of watching you."
"I can't give you an autograph, sir, because you've pinned me to the ground, twisted my arm, and have a knee in my back.""But it was really cool meeting you. Can I have your autograph?"
"I can't give you an autograph, sir, because you've pinned me to the ground, twisted my arm, and have a knee in my back."
"Just drool on this index card and I'll get you to sign and certify it later."
Wat.
Vat.Wat.
That article is fake. The kid in the pictures from that article is actually a kid that was convicted of murdering a baby and given the 25-to-life sentence.