The Duggar Infestation Theory

Winnazzz

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NOTE: This is meant solely as a joke, I am not serious in any way.

If you have ever seen the show 19 Kids & Counting on TLC, then you may know of the the Duggar family. If you have not seen the show, I will explain it to you.

James Robert Duggar is a former Arkansas House of Representatives member. Him and his wife Michelle Duggar have 19 children, hence the name of the show.

The theory that I am presenting to you today is how the Duggar family could have enough people to create a small army in less time than you may expect. If we are to assume that there will be another child in the family, then we have 20 total children. Now, lets say that each of those children has 20 more children, within 6 generations there will be 64 million children. Here is a small progression listing of how this will occur.

Duggar Prime: 2
Generation 1: 20
Generation 2: 400
Generation 3: 8,000
Generation 4: 160,000
Generation 5: 3,200,000
Generation 6: 64,000,000

Will they overtake the continental U.S. with this army? Are they a new step in the evolution cycle meant to replace us just like we replaced the Neanderthals many years prior? Only time will tell.

Thank you for your time.
 

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