Best/worst excusses for leaving a game

[Narh]

I've seen my fair share of people's excuses for leaving games, but this one from today takes the cake

10 minutes into a (ranked) game, our jungler says this:

s***... I'm late for work again. bye

Only to have him conveniently come back just as we loose 15 minutes later saying

Forgot it was my day off. lolz

:cursing:

What excuses have you guys heard?

 

[Magus]

"Sh*t the cops are on my porch"

 

[Aniston]

You know what, I'm done, with all you pony lovers here, I mine as well leave.

Happened in CS:GO Comp Game, not even a brony.
Team mates were however.

 

[_Ace]

I've made these excuse of I have homework to do. And then there is the greatest one of all time. THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!!!(leave game)

 

[Michael Bolton]

Kid you not. I once heard, "I'm gonna go get McDonalds. Brb" he was gone about 15 mins, came back in and was like "I got a burger. Let's end this." We won 10 mins after he got back.

 

[Kamikaze Bad Ass]

only two i can think of that i've said myself are

oh crap there's a bear outside i gotta get my gun

and oh crap there's someone hunting on my property again keep hearing shotguns

 

[dotPHUNK]

My wife went into labor brb.

 

[a3yko]

my wife went into labor brb.

and the winner iss

 

[Jakebosss]

"I need to go help my mom get dressed" he came back like 10 min later and said that he had to leave,

 

[Maserati]

gonna grab a cupcake brb

 

[PapaPico619]

So I don't play multi player all the time but why what is the gain for leaving a match?
Don't you get docked a loss anyways?
Is it just they don't like the map?

 

[xitreon]

My house is on fire, gtg

 

[Aniston]

This team sucks, bye nerds.

Me, almost every time my team sucks.

 

[Shiznoe]

You guys all suck!

He left.

 

[Insomnia Princess]

"My grandma just died."

"Sorry guys, gotta go to New Jersey." (Zero prelude or explanation to preempt that one.)

"Oh, I think my neighbor is about to turn off his WiFi for the evening. I'll gonna get disconnected."

 

[Spathika]

"Elo is like putting money in the bank. You put money in and you get a little back, but sometimes the bank fails. That's why I am afking. To save the whole bank from little turds like you guys."

it was a terrible game

 

[dtmt1398]

"fizz got first blood" adc and support afk

 

[Dr3am]

"Sorry for afk guys, I was checking build guides but got distracted" 20 mins into the game

 

[Narh]

From the game that cost me my GV promo lastnight:

ADC:
I'm afk'ing at 20. dont care if we're winning or not... not worth my time.

He afk'd at 20 and we were ahead by a fairly large margin. Lost the game very quickly after that.

Then went on to loose 2 more games
No morg skin for me
:crying: