The worst joke you'll hear today

[Insomnia Princess]

Want to hear a Potassium joke?




K.

 

[Johnny_Joe]

What's the Spy's least favorite aisle in the bakery?






The pie row.

 

[Fun377]

Ever heard the joke about the dirty window? Never mind, you wouldn't see through it.

 

[Insomnia Princess]

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

 

[Kamikaze Bad Ass]

what's wrong with you people??

what ya'll done with the real people i know??

 

[KelpTheGreat]

what's wrong with you people??

what ya'll done with the real people i know??

i don't get it :huh:

 

[armypoilce]

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Ha ha ha


Why did the pigion not get to the orther side of the road ?

It was too flapping tired

 

[erickablyat]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was disabled

Got another one:

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[lengxninja]

South Park joke

 

[KelpTheGreat]

South Park joke

That joke was around WAY before SP.

Here's my favorite morbid, unfunny joke: What did the blind, deaf, mute, crippled little boy get for Christmas? Cancer. :O