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- Oct 23, 2013
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I just wanna say Snip Snops (Snipers for uncultured folk) are great people who deserve respect for clicking on peeps heads so swelltasticly and having so many reliable counters that make gameplay against them a joy and balanced instead of a chore like clearing a bunch of banana trees behind your house.
I also wanna say scouts are great because mobility and high damage output go hand in hand down Fun Balance Blvd to the malt shop where they make out for hours and end up getting married with 6 kids who beat other children up and steal the weakest ones' spleens to sell for coca cola money.
Also this is my chance to say I'm going to start maining SnipScoutSnop so I can start looking like a pro leet dude who know's the score and is really popular with girls of the female persuasion. I learned heavy weapons guy is way too OP because valve keeps buffing him and giving him waaaay too many new weapons every week just because he's their mascot.
tl;dr everything you think is a lie and if you took this seriously sorry dude, lighten up, go eat something, you'll feel better, it is the end of flu season you know and that's stuff still going around and you gotta keep your immune system high. Like legit, drink some OJ, it's real good for ya, or drink some milk. Unless you got heavy mucus, in which case skip the milk because that'll just make it worse. Anything acidic is good because it can break down congestion. Alot of protein will also help, go out and eat a nice jewcy ribeye, not a new york steak mind you, thats all sinew, ribeye is a nice tender marble meat with a smidgen less flavor, but much more is actually edible. Either way, take some vitamin c pills if you can't afford fruit, but if you can't afford fruit but can see this stupid post on a pc then you got YOUR DANG PRIORITIES OUT IF FREAKIN WHACK MAN and should probably focus on your health more, I care about you you know that? You're my favorite person and would hate to see you be in pain and sickness. Now go out there and win one for me.
I also wanna say scouts are great because mobility and high damage output go hand in hand down Fun Balance Blvd to the malt shop where they make out for hours and end up getting married with 6 kids who beat other children up and steal the weakest ones' spleens to sell for coca cola money.
Also this is my chance to say I'm going to start maining SnipScoutSnop so I can start looking like a pro leet dude who know's the score and is really popular with girls of the female persuasion. I learned heavy weapons guy is way too OP because valve keeps buffing him and giving him waaaay too many new weapons every week just because he's their mascot.
tl;dr everything you think is a lie and if you took this seriously sorry dude, lighten up, go eat something, you'll feel better, it is the end of flu season you know and that's stuff still going around and you gotta keep your immune system high. Like legit, drink some OJ, it's real good for ya, or drink some milk. Unless you got heavy mucus, in which case skip the milk because that'll just make it worse. Anything acidic is good because it can break down congestion. Alot of protein will also help, go out and eat a nice jewcy ribeye, not a new york steak mind you, thats all sinew, ribeye is a nice tender marble meat with a smidgen less flavor, but much more is actually edible. Either way, take some vitamin c pills if you can't afford fruit, but if you can't afford fruit but can see this stupid post on a pc then you got YOUR DANG PRIORITIES OUT IF FREAKIN WHACK MAN and should probably focus on your health more, I care about you you know that? You're my favorite person and would hate to see you be in pain and sickness. Now go out there and win one for me.
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