Division Invasion!

[FireHazard772]

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Heads up! You are most likely
BEING INVADED BY THE DOD:S DIVISION!
Tomorrow (Thursday) at 8PM EST (7PM Central, 6PM Mountain, 5PM Pacific)​

 

[Maserati]

Bring it!

 

[Johnny_Joe]

We're gunna punch your dumb div square in the dingle dang just you wait bro, and you'll be all like "ow that's painful" and we're just gunna laaaaaaaaauuugh just you wait I'm driving nails through my louisville slugger as we speak, that means you're gunna have to deal with a bat with nails in it. Are you prepared for a bat with nails in it? I bet not that means not only will your skull be caved in and hemorrhage due to an egregious lack of blood and oxygen, there will be internal and irreversible brain damage that can result in permanent invalidism and disability due to the spikes puncturing your gray matter and breaking several poignant connections in the brain, you just walked into the wrong division dude just you wait I'm slicing ham right now to roast over the burning bodies of your slaughtered women and children for there will be none spared in the cleansing and holy fire of this divisions rage

tl;dr just you wait

 

[Zeon]

We're gunna punch your dumb div square in the dingle dang just you wait bro, and you'll be all like "ow that's painful" and we're just gunna laaaaaaaaauuugh just you wait I'm driving nails through my louisville slugger as we speak, that means you're gunna have to deal with a bat with nails in it. Are you prepared for a bat with nails in it? I bet not that means not only will your skull be caved in and hemorrhage due to an egregious lack of blood and oxygen, there will be internal and irreversible brain damage that can result in permanent invalidism and disability due to the spikes puncturing your gray matter and breaking several poignant connections in the brain, you just walked into the wrong division dude just you wait I'm slicing ham right now to roast over the burning bodies of your slaughtered women and children for there will be none spared in the cleansing and holy fire of this divisions rage

tl;dr just you wait

What.

 

[Dr. Doctor (inactive)]

We're gunna punch your dumb div square in the dingle dang just you wait bro, and you'll be all like "ow that's painful" and we're just gunna laaaaaaaaauuugh just you wait I'm driving nails through my louisville slugger as we speak, that means you're gunna have to deal with a bat with nails in it. Are you prepared for a bat with nails in it? I bet not that means not only will your skull be caved in and hemorrhage due to an egregious lack of blood and oxygen, there will be internal and irreversible brain damage that can result in permanent invalidism and disability due to the spikes puncturing your gray matter and breaking several poignant connections in the brain, you just walked into the wrong division dude just you wait I'm slicing ham right now to roast over the burning bodies of your slaughtered women and children for there will be none spared in the cleansing and holy fire of this divisions rage

tl;dr just you wait

What.

 

[Nix]

 

[Ezekiel]

Bring it on.

 

[HaloRacer]

We're gunna punch your dumb div square in the dingle dang just you wait bro, and you'll be all like "ow that's painful" and we're just gunna laaaaaaaaauuugh just you wait I'm driving nails through my louisville slugger as we speak, that means you're gunna have to deal with a bat with nails in it. Are you prepared for a bat with nails in it? I bet not that means not only will your skull be caved in and hemorrhage due to an egregious lack of blood and oxygen, there will be internal and irreversible brain damage that can result in permanent invalidism and disability due to the spikes puncturing your gray matter and breaking several poignant connections in the brain, you just walked into the wrong division dude just you wait I'm slicing ham right now to roast over the burning bodies of your slaughtered women and children for there will be none spared in the cleansing and holy fire of this divisions rage

tl;dr just you wait

What.

 

[Tanooki]

I go on random rants that make no sense, what so ever. People usually stop reading a couple of words in.

tl;dr just you wait

ftfy

 

[Johnny_Joe]

I'm a smart alec with no sense of pride in work and instead of standing by my fellow TF div comrade who so perfectly stated what the "invasion" will look like and how we'll be victorious, I insult them and side with the enemy like a filthy communist with no respect for my brothers in arms. and the only way I deal with people having fun is by tearing down another person's speech they had prepared months in advance for FUN, BUT I DON'T GIVE TWO DANGS AT ALL 'BOUT THAT BECAUSE HOW DARE ANOTHER PERSON HAVE FUN ON THE FORUM, I'D RATHER JUST SAY NO ONE LIKES THEM AND TELL THEM THAT STUFF THEY SAY IS IMMATERIAL INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN WITH THEM AND TELL THEM THAT NOBODY LOVES THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE A FAILURE AND THAT IF THEY SO MUCH AS SHOW ONE IOTA OF CREATIVITY TO ALLEVIATE THEIR SAD EVERYDAY LIFE ON A FORUM DEVOTED TO HAPPY VIDEO GAMES IM GUNNA JUST TELL THEM THAT THEIR LIFE IS POINTLESS, IT'S GREAT IDEA IM SUCH A SWELL CARING DUDE. BECAUSE JOHNNY_JOE IS AN IDIOT WHO NO ONE LOVES EVEN THOUGH HE TRIES HIS BEST AND WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM A BAD DAY AT SCHOOL MAYBE HE WANTS TO SHOW HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR THE ONE THING IN HIS LIFE HE SEES AS CONSTANT AND HAPPY. BUT SCREW THAT, I'M GUNNA TELL HIM EVERYTHING HE DOES DOESN'T MATTER IN THE SLIGHTEST .

FTFY

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