I just finished reading Ender's Game

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So I finished reading Ender's Game, and I really want to try reading some of the sequels I've heard about, like...

...the one where Ender goes on a liquor-imbibing binge, "Bender's Game".

...the one where Ender creates lots of meaningful relationships with people, "Friender's Game".

...the one where Ender gives money to people in the hopes that they will eventually repay him, "Lender's Game".

...the one where Ender makes a living repairing the front and back ends of cars, "Fender's Game".

...the one where Ender is stalked by a nightmarish creature from modern mythology, "Slender's Game".

...the one where Ender is an award-winning kitchen appliance salesman, "Blender's Game".

...the one where Ender repairs holes and tears in clothing, "Mender's Game".

...the one where Ender is confused about his biological sexual characteristics, "Gender's Game".

...the one where Ender starts working for Pixar making computer graphics, "Render's Game".

...the one where Ender is employed by the US postal service in the business of mailing letters, "Sender's Game".

...the one where Ender becomes a caretaker at a retirement center, "Tender's Game".

...the one where Ender comes down with a psychological condition that makes him insult people repeatedly, "Offender's Game".

...the one where Ender starts serving drinks to people at his local tavern, "Bartender's Game".

...the one where Ender becomes something he's not and deceives everyone, "Pretender's Game".

...the one where Ender goes on a shopping spree at his local mall, "Spender's Game".

...the one where Ender becomes an inventor of alternate ways of holding up pants, "Suspender's Game".

...the one where Ender creates a parody of the Rocky films, "Contender's Game".

...the one where Ender single-handedly stops a terrorist attack on NYC, "Defender's Game".

...the one where Ender publishes his own personalized paper products that keep track of the date of the year, "Calender's Game".

...the one where Ender takes up pro sports and starts playing Soccer/Football, "Goaltender's Game".

...the one where Ender cruelly mocks the French army, "Surrender's Game".
 
Sigh.. what is actually a very outstanding and thought provoking series has been reduced to this...
 
Man, I love that the last one on the list. "Surrender's Game" needs to actually happen.
 
Sigh.. what is actually a very outstanding and thought provoking series has been reduced to this...

This was surprisingly LOL. But yeah. After seeing the movie I pretty much just wiki the series and was surprised at how good it was. Not to my taste writing wise but a good story it seems.
 
This was surprisingly LOL. But yeah. After seeing the movie I pretty much just wiki the series and was surprised at how good it was. Not to my taste writing wise but a good story it seems.

The movie skipped about two-thirds of the book.
 
Wow...this thread is way better than what I was expecting.

:thumbup:

Full disclosure: I haven't read the book. I saw my brother reading it and made a joke about it, and then it just took off from there, with me coming up with a new one about every 10 seconds. I then posted them on Facebook, and also here. XD
 

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