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Welcome to the Mental Clinic, for this first edition, I hope it will be interesting for everybody.
On my way to the Warpath Clinic (located on the bridge spawn point) I’ve been treating many patients, at the risk of my own life, for the benefit of the team. People often ask me:
“Please great Captain, can you lead me to a swift glorious victory, I will do anything to repay you, please I beg you, I can’t do it without you.”
Being a (very) humble and generous man, I usually agree so they stop begging and take them to the last cap point, which we reach in a matter of seconds since the opposition opens up like the red sea at the first sight of us. They probably think there is no point in fighting, their doom is imminent… sad because I feel a bit guilty to be considered like superman… I mean, I’m just a humble medic really…People please fight me, you’re all good players really!!
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On a different subject: I’ve been scouting the servers a bit in search for a few players I could take under my wing and mother to be almost half as good as me (not sure if it is humanly possible). I found a few who have potential to be near half my level, that would be considered about Kolak’s level…pretty good players overall. I started teaching and mentoring those individual to the point where their limited skills could not take more. Some of them turned out decent… take this example: Voltaire.
When I saw Voltaire for the first time, he was staying behind heavies, defending the home base point inside the cage ( for added protection ), jumping once for yes, twice for no and on, and on, cause he couldn’t even speak… a bit sad. But being who i am, I took him under my wing and since that, he can speak, he can kill, he’s become a decent soldier… it brings a tear to my eye really. Sometimes I amaze myself. And that was all before we both joined the EGO clan… but this is a secret between you and me, don’t humiliate Voltaire about his past please.He’s trying to turn the page. He used to be very ashamed to miss a heavy in a tunnel, now he can at least kill them ( and sometimes without my help).
On a final note, I’d like to say that i had no choice but to refrain from using my powers, otherwise the game would be so uneven, even Valve would not bother doing anymore updates for TF2. Like I said : I’m just a humble medic really. This is the last time I’ve used my power (look at those screen shots)
Here you can see the Rod of God barricading himself behind his sentry and dispenser, scared and hoping nobody will ever find him.
This is the Rod of God after I told him I would protect him. He was such in awe in my presence that he blew his own defenses… how odd was that?
Here is Rod again, we were planning to take the remaining 2 cap points only using his shovel and my game savy.
These are screenshots of spies who try to backstab me. They normally die instantly before the blade reaches. Sometimes I have to be carefull not to turn around so quick, it gives at least a chance to the enemy to think they can actually kill me. But at times, I cannot control my own reflexes and spies get killed before the blade reaches like on these screenshots ( don’t be fool by the you were kill propaganda at the bottom of the screenshot, I assure you it must have been a glitch in the system).
People, come to Warpath if you dare.
Next capsule, we’ll be discussing the Dominate Kolak/Win a car contest.
On my way to the Warpath Clinic (located on the bridge spawn point) I’ve been treating many patients, at the risk of my own life, for the benefit of the team. People often ask me:
“Please great Captain, can you lead me to a swift glorious victory, I will do anything to repay you, please I beg you, I can’t do it without you.”
Being a (very) humble and generous man, I usually agree so they stop begging and take them to the last cap point, which we reach in a matter of seconds since the opposition opens up like the red sea at the first sight of us. They probably think there is no point in fighting, their doom is imminent… sad because I feel a bit guilty to be considered like superman… I mean, I’m just a humble medic really…People please fight me, you’re all good players really!!
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On a different subject: I’ve been scouting the servers a bit in search for a few players I could take under my wing and mother to be almost half as good as me (not sure if it is humanly possible). I found a few who have potential to be near half my level, that would be considered about Kolak’s level…pretty good players overall. I started teaching and mentoring those individual to the point where their limited skills could not take more. Some of them turned out decent… take this example: Voltaire.
When I saw Voltaire for the first time, he was staying behind heavies, defending the home base point inside the cage ( for added protection ), jumping once for yes, twice for no and on, and on, cause he couldn’t even speak… a bit sad. But being who i am, I took him under my wing and since that, he can speak, he can kill, he’s become a decent soldier… it brings a tear to my eye really. Sometimes I amaze myself. And that was all before we both joined the EGO clan… but this is a secret between you and me, don’t humiliate Voltaire about his past please.He’s trying to turn the page. He used to be very ashamed to miss a heavy in a tunnel, now he can at least kill them ( and sometimes without my help).
On a final note, I’d like to say that i had no choice but to refrain from using my powers, otherwise the game would be so uneven, even Valve would not bother doing anymore updates for TF2. Like I said : I’m just a humble medic really. This is the last time I’ve used my power (look at those screen shots)
Here you can see the Rod of God barricading himself behind his sentry and dispenser, scared and hoping nobody will ever find him.
This is the Rod of God after I told him I would protect him. He was such in awe in my presence that he blew his own defenses… how odd was that?
Here is Rod again, we were planning to take the remaining 2 cap points only using his shovel and my game savy.
These are screenshots of spies who try to backstab me. They normally die instantly before the blade reaches. Sometimes I have to be carefull not to turn around so quick, it gives at least a chance to the enemy to think they can actually kill me. But at times, I cannot control my own reflexes and spies get killed before the blade reaches like on these screenshots ( don’t be fool by the you were kill propaganda at the bottom of the screenshot, I assure you it must have been a glitch in the system).
People, come to Warpath if you dare.
Next capsule, we’ll be discussing the Dominate Kolak/Win a car contest.
