The Road to Crimefest

[Mr. Lemming]

Through dungeons deep, and prisons cold
Past tall walls steep, and stone cells old
To a chamber round, where hope lies drowned
Four doors you'll see, three he and she.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2NuatorWGg[/ame]

I won't link the site right now though since it appears to be down, but Crimefest is nearly upon us once again!

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/roadtocrimefest/

 

[Mr. Lemming]

Well, a few days now after the event started and we've already gotten some of the prizes unlocked (and Overkill has stated that these will be released during this Crimefest, so none of that "Where the heck is my Totally Overkill secret!?" stuff this year).

Coming in first is what appears to be a melee weapon in the form of a recorder (but the description makes it sound like it's related to the soundtrack...). Then comes a troll face on something square (tile?), and then... um, a slingshot...? Anyway, next up is something to do with an upgraded Crime.net, and something that can only be described as an egg with a description that sounds an awful lot like a certain Alien creature...

Oh, btw, if you're a Zelda fan, click on the yellow marks on the paths the 4 heisters are walking on...

 

[Mr. Lemming]

We're on the final few days now of the Road, and just one last challenge to overcome before we've unlocked everything (and yes it will all be free, all released during this year's Crimefest). Thanks largely in part to General McBadass' Youtube channel we surpassed 30,000 players online at one point on Saturday, by far the most difficult part thus far. But this last one isn't exactly a cakewalk either as we've got to get 5,000,000 loot card drops before the 14th. We should be able to as we're currently sitting at around half that, but every little bit helps so get out there and farm Normal Jewelry Store for those cards!

 

[Mr. Lemming]

And with the events today The Road ends in a sudden dead end as our [Anti-]Heroes finish the last challenge just a bit before the end of the lead-in event to Crimefest. What's the prize for this last of the challenges? A safe. What's in the safe, Overkill?

WHAT'S IN THE SAAAFE?!

(note, this safe isn't the same safe that's behind those of us who purchased the Totally Overkill pack last year during the Hype Train event)