You know you're a gamer when:
Someone moved my pencil away from my keyboard. So I go around accusing people in my house of moving my pencil.
Kids are crying wife is yelling. Neighbors are calling the cops...okay maybe not that bad, but still I was upset.
Everyone with access to our computer room is asking:
So in my mind I go through the answer before saying it out loud:
So then I I go through the repercussions of explaining why I need my pencil. I chose to self-censor myself:
:facewall:
Someone moved my pencil away from my keyboard. So I go around accusing people in my house of moving my pencil.
:chair:"Who moved my pencil? Don't move my pencil!"
Kids are crying wife is yelling. Neighbors are calling the cops...okay maybe not that bad, but still I was upset.
Everyone with access to our computer room is asking:
"what's so special about your pencil?"
So in my mind I go through the answer before saying it out loud:
""Well you see, this keyboard was given to me by =(eGO)= Frank Booth. He tore the Windows Key off of it. I need the pencil to hit Windows D when I hear you [my wife] coming down the hallway. My old Cyborg keyboard had a Windows Key deactivation feature. Frank's is a modified gamer's keyboard. So since you [my wife] won't let me buy a new gamer's keyboard, I am using this one.
So then I I go through the repercussions of explaining why I need my pencil. I chose to self-censor myself:
"Oh, nothing...I just had one too many cups of coffee. Just don't move the pencil in the future."
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