'Twas the night before Caelmas, and in that division
Where choice of headwear's a real big decision
The members were exchanging gifts small and great
In hopes that St. Gaben would drop a new crate.
The gifts were festives or sometimes stranges
From the Smissmas update and its latest changes.
The frost in the air that made the snow harden
Was merely a soldier; by name, Frosty Spartan.
There was Sanctified Aberration, telling a story
Of incinerating enemies in fiery glory
Whilst in 2Fort, blink as fast as you can
Before Idol's given three punks a ban.
Fullmetal yearned for Christmas music to stop
Lest his brains explode with an aneurysmal pop.
The fireplace's fire...such amaze, such wow!
It was made by Meep; we don't ask how.
Merry Caelmas to all, and to all a good night.