Another epic event! MENTALS VS. NINJAS!

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Ninja wants war,
Ninja got war!

Since Ninja likes to talk smack in forums when i am away from the keyboard, I believe it is time for a bit of payback:

For the record, I have already accepted ninja's challenge twice and I shall do it once again... I am starting to believe that senility has settled in this semi-retired man's brain for I find myself repeating the same things over and over to him!

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Unless i am mistaking, 2+2=5
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This is a sign of advanced dementia. People know who you're dealing with, he's got more loose screws than flippy's patio.

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PEOPLE CAPTAIN MENTAL HAS BROUGHT US ON THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF! COME WITH ME AND WE'LL GO FORWARD TO VICTORY!
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This is a severe case of hallucination. Not only that, Ninja's plan is to go down the cliff and take anyone of you with him. Throw a rope at this man, he will need it to hang on.

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Granit is the hardest substance known to man.
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Ninja, on top of that, knows nothing. Everybody know that the diamond is the hardest.


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Mr.Drunken Sailor sir, please can I wash your car fo free, i'll even dry it with my silly outfit. I'll also mow your lawn for free, in return i just would like you to consider to join my side against Mental because i don't think i can handle him on my own. Let me kiss your feet sir!!
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This doesnt surprise me. I'm convinced he even repainted the fence in between.


This is my favorite:

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Darling, can you please bring me a beer from the fridge?
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He actually asks the dog because his wife would knock him out with a frying pan if she saw him indulge in debauchery. Poor man, this is sad really. Imagine how the dog must feel? Tyrant!


Ladies and gentleman this man is possessed.
 
Captain Mental,

You have convinced me to fight by your side. I finally see through all Ninja's lies.
I formally accept your invitation to rid Ninjafluff of his terrible dementia, and to finally force him to open his eyes, so he can see that he has no chance against Captain Mental the first.

Sincerely,
-Exist.
 
Bat-Bear is pure
Bat-Bear has seen the light
Bat-Bear doesnt wear silly costumes like Ninja
Hail Bat-Bear!!

I am not worthy.
 
Σxistence is pure
Σxistence knows 2+2 don't make 5
Σxistence Ninja has issues about most things
Σxistence knows Ninja can't wash cars properly.
Hail Σxistence!!

I am not worthy.
 
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wow, that's going to be another epic battle.... I'm not so big of a fan of the militant monkeys, but the zombie squirrels are pretty menacing too!

I'm going to have to watch and see how this one plays out...
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NINJA IS A SUCH A TWIT, HE NOW CLAIMS MONKEYBITS IS NOT HIS FRIEND!!
 
I am not afraid to be a coward and pledge my allegiance to the winning side!

I will be there, sulking in a corner, with a knife, and a flamethrower... watch out.
 
Again, Captain is trying to fill your heads with lies! There is no proof anywhere of me saying such nonsense. The Captain feels he must resort to trickery and lies to convince you all that he is a fine, upstanding citizen of the world.

I ask you, with such simple attacks, is he really the man he portrays himself to be? He would like you all to think he is a great and grandiose orator, but yet he degrades his arguments by using such simplistic falsehoods. Tell the people the truth, Captain! Let them decide for themselves!
 
Hmmmmmmm Being a Mental I am somewhat destined to play.. but which side.. this is something to ponder on.. cos if ethel is playing, I would like to stick my minigun where the sun doesnt shine :D Shes a good secRATTY but shes starting to lead the Mental one astray
 
Dear Captain Mental,

You need some ego (lol?) popped of yours. Your propaganda will come to an end. Please, make your time. All your path...

Anyways, I am going to side with Ninja for this round. Nothing better than seeing some death of regulars.

Grenades and Stickies,
Digitalfeeling

(:3 You know I love ya, Captain.)
 
Mental Buga,

You don't have to play if you don't want to... Since you ARE the Captain's wife, well, you win whatever you choose to do :-)
 
On the unity issue, temporary rivalries for the purpose of entertaining scrims are exempt. Unless you insult a monkey, then you're banned. Lest I hijack the thread, however, I think Ninjas are silent, deadly killers. I don't know a medic in a bright white coat is going to take them on.
 
Monkeybits, you will have your hands full with Flippy as i heard he's got a secret weapon that he has not told anyone of. Anyway, scram to your thread and go find refuge under ninja's skirt , the same who just claimed you would lose over Flippy, and still you worship this demented man!

You are definitaly a nut that Flippy will be more than happy to crack.
 
Hah! Captain, you challenge me. Sheer folly, good sir. I shall not just play on Ninja's team, I shall wear your medic coat as a ceremonial headdress as I dance upon your flaming corpse. There will be death, destruction, and Ninjas shall prevail!
 
I'll have to side with Ninja on this one. Us e's have to stick together and... well... he's a ninja and I always side with ninjas. I'm usually free from 6-10pm EST on weekdays and sometimes Sat night and usually all day Sunday.
 
Thank you for your support, Crashman! I will be forever grateful!

on a different note: This one's for you, Captain!

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Maybe this is why he's so bitter...
 
I'll train him for free, unlike Ninja. You see how evil he is? He finds humor in this poor man's misfortune.

Wait my intel tells me this man is not just an ordinary man that ninja payed off for a cheap photograph...but he is a clan member. Could someone please dig some more and find out who this mysterious person is please?
 
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