You provide the straight jackets for our guys, i'll provide the stretchers for your guys, Ninja.
I would like to thank all the people who's hearts are pure and minds are clear. This includes everybody in ego except ninja's minions. In response to a Player we shall not name (Noravic) there is no religious involvement of any kind within our forces. I've been challenged by Ninja, and forced into a war against such Evil ... Ah! I just couldn't stay there and do nothing, I had to fight !! There was no choice, this plague could not be allowed to spread any further... Can you imagine this: NINJAS EVERYWHERE!! And all wearing fluff!!!! Probably pink and yellow Ninjas whereever you go, checking your every moves, waiting to strike in the dark! ARGG!
Take that poor guy whose father was killed by Ninjas... I felt such pain when i saw his picture, i just had to find him. I went out today, kissed a few babies, shook a few hands, the usual routine you know... then people started chanting my name, i mean, this is horrible for a humble fellow like me, I cant go out without being recognized anymore. especially lately, because of the recent Ninja trouble, it seems people are afraid for their lives!
"What if NinjaFluff's army wins? Then what?" I'm constantly asked. I answer that Evil shall never triumph over good, its normally enough to reassure the panicking masses. Anyway, i went out looking for this guy you see, the one with the sign Ninja posted and made fun off in a previous post.
I actually found him, eating in a garbage can, left overs of burger king or whatever evil he was feasting on... YUCK! I took him home, told Ethel to give a bath and ready him to meet me in the gym , so i would teach him a few moves . Remember he could not defend himself? He tried to learn karate, but there was just too many Ninjas.
Anyway, the guy worships me now, and swore he would stay away from Ninjas for the rest of his life, cause even with my training, he was no match for a ninja. Sad. The guy was a wreck actually. I believe i have wasted my time with him... but i did it in the name of GOOD!
GOOD!!! This is why Ninja shall not prevail!! GOOD is the key!!
We shall prevail!