Another epic event! MENTALS VS. NINJAS!

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May i point out that i did not fed him, he already had a snack from the mighty trash can!!

You're just trying to confuse the good people!

Give up now!
 
After surveying the slander and propaganda thrown about(by "nameless" persons of course) I have started to believe there is a ruthless take over about to commence. seeing as Ninjafluff The Wise has challenged Captain Mental The Brainy to an act of violence. As I am here in life, to defend those under risk of harm, I shall more than glady heft my Flame Thrower, and charge into battle, with hopes of saving The Mentals from a hostile take over.

Also, Ninjas are no were near as cool as Pirates(noobish Ninja) those i pick the lesser of the two evils also, after a reanalyzation of the heated discussion and verbal attack, It appears that The Mentals are trying to set up a religious hold over our planet. As a person who defends the weak, this is an OxyMoron for me.

Defending a force who wants to have a religious hold over our beloved planet? Quite ironic, I know. But a wise man chooses his battles wisely, and when the time is right.

Mental, I am yours to command


ps-i like donuts(easily bribed by donuts)
 
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I went out today, kissed a few babies, shook a few hands, the usual routine you know...

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Such a politician !mistrust

Also, if you want to win our support, why do you choose to focus on a story of a man you picked up off the street? A better strategy (especially for a politician like you) would be to focus on stories and examples that we, the members of this clan (and potentially your future supporters) can relate to. Unless, of course, you want to imply that only people eating from garbage cans would have a good reason to support you. To me, this is the message you are delivering. Whether you realized it or not, you have been seriously insulting your followers. Smart move.

To me, the whole "I saved a guy who's father was killed by Ninjas" story is propaganda. Also, instead of giving this man everything he physically needs, it is more important to give him something else that is essential: his sense of self. You have insulted him by whisking him away from his attempts to improve himself. By aiding him, you have delivered the message that ordinary people cannot survive happily on their own. You are saying that ordinary people do not have what it takes. You are insulting everybody, including your own followers and your potential followers. You want it to seem as if people cannot live rightly unless they obey YOU! Their savior!

Well, I'm here to say that by joining Ninja, people can still have their self-esteem and character preserved. Instead of applying your "You will see the light" formula on the masses, Ninja's army has a true purpose: to save the free world from the totalitarian forces of Captain. We have a purpose instead of a blind faith towards Captain and his "You will be pure" lies.
 
Captain, instead of addressing my urgent concerns, do you, a politician, have to dig deep into your bag of lies and propaganda to divert the attention of the people? The very people that you claim to "save"?

Do not flee from this verbal joust! (Maybe this is a sign of how you will perform in battle :) )

I myself have never been bribed by Ninja. Of course, on the other end of the spectrum, you have to bribe people with donuts. It is clear who the stronger leader is.
 
Money is nothing compared to freedom! If your tyrannical ways dominate our lifestyles, the value of money and personal wealth may be lost forever!

Of course, if you insist on sending a check, I'm positive that Ninja would be happy to accept it on my behalf.
 
that wasnt too hard to catch you... NINJA.

Stop impersonating Noravic!

You captured him, probably locked him in the closet for the rest of his life. QUick, we must help him!!

Hold on Noravic, we're coming!!
 
No, dear Captain, those were Noravic's words, not mine. I would take your check, then set it on fire as you watched. You cannot buy me, nor can you buy my compatriots!
 
Captain, I must say that I am startled by the fact that you are showing concern for my safety. Yet, I think that I have found the crack in your wall of tyranny. Realizing that my words are true, you have decided that you must attempt to win me over and make me renounce Ninja's cause. You are putting up a facade that depicts you as having concern for the people. Of course, I know that it is your goal to suppress my voice. I doubt that you truly have concern for my safety, and I'm sure that you would not hesitate to dismember me with a bonesaw in the heat of battle.
 
i prefer either sugar coated, glazed or chocolate(no cream filling)

As for the propaganda, I meerly was seeing if Ninja would offer donuts to me. I will however, stay at the side of The Mentals, seeing as they are under large threat by the masses, he will need my highly trained skill of the Flame Thrower and Fireman Ax.

However, "Good" and "Evil" are both judged by each and every person in our wonderful planet. What one man might find to be "Good" another man, somewhere else in our world, will find it to be "Evil".

Thus, It can be said that both Ninjafluff and Captain Mental, could be "Good" or "Evil", by different people here in this conflict.
</deep rant>
 
The Drifter, I respect my fellows too much to resort to bribery, hence my lack of donut offerings. And there really is no other way about it, Ninjafluff=Good, Captain Mental=soul-suckingly Evil :-)
 
[quote1207188930=NinjaFluff] Ninjafluff=Good, Captain Mental=soul-suckingly Evil :-)
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See, my brothers, how he talks about himself?
Would you really want someone like THAT leading you?
 
IT'S ON! Sunday, April 06, 2008, Mental vs. Ninja Scrim will take place at 6:00 Eastern (5:00 Central, 4:00 Mountain, 3:00 Pacific). Be there or be a noob. Probably will play on Dustbowl 2.
 
Woot! I'm going to have to practice my 1337 ninja skillz before then. Mentals, prepare to be decimated.

Of course, on the off chance that I end up joining the Mentals team, I'll simply declare myself a pirate and proceed to launch an all out yarr-fensive against the Ninjas. Either outcome would be acceptable since nobody's yet to offer me any donuts or money. :-P
 
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