Fellow combattants:
Destruction will be on the menu at 6:00 eastern as Ninja and I, your humble servant, shall be locked in mortal warfare along with all of you who dare risk their lives on both our sides. I would like my team to know that, even though the opposition is evil, we shall not disrespect them in any way as we represent everything that is good...
One day Ninja will realise the error of his ways and shall repent. I shall be there to extend my hand in friendship when time comes. I hold no grudges and neither should you, fellow team mates. Lets all bond and do this thing with the best of our abilities!
Prepare for battle people!