Counter-Strike Global Offensive Jail Server How-to Jail: Prisoner Edition

As you turn away to go find more guns, you see the prisoner lock eyes with you. He’s crying. Snot runs down his face as he mouths the words that haunt you to this day. “Please… Help me.” You turn away. His death is already set in stone, there is nothing you can do to save him. As you walk away, you hear a single AWP shot. A body clamors to the floor. The scene chills you to the bone. You hear Sir Knucker walking nearby humming a battle hymn. When the noise disappears, you open the door. You thought you were safe, but you are greeted by Sir Knucker. “Why, hello there, rebeller! Did ya have fun watching your friend die?” He shoots you in the face. You died, and you also killed your fellow prisoner. You monster. I bet you like watching friends die.

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It is time you confront Ronald D. Knucker. Barely alive, you decide to quickly dash to the heal. The other prisoners can just run away and hide now, right? No need to protect them. You tell the medic to hurry up, and that she’ll be free soon. The medic hastens her healing process when she hears these encouraging words. After being fully healed, you leave the heal. The search for Knucker begins. You meet up with six prisoners that seemed to have raided the armory. You instruct them to fire upon anyone they see, friendly or otherwise. As you open the door in front of your militia, Sir Knucker ambushes you. An ally is immediately and effortlessly slain. You scream to your gang. You want them to run away. Sir Knucker kills yet another rebel. Now it's down to four rebels and three guards. The numbers are in your favor. Turning the corner, you spot a guard. Your shoot him dead.You dash and pick up his M4A4 once he is thoroughly dead. You decide it will do, but where are your other allies? Where did they go? It’s not safe to go alone! You attempt to search for your fellow rebels while still keeping a watchful eye out for Sir Knucker. As you enter the cell block, you see a scene reminiscent of your nightmares. Everyone is dead. Sir Knucker is laughing in the middle of the bodies. His eyes shoot daggers at you. Knucker asks if you want to join your friends. This sends you into a rage. You pull out your M4A4 and spray him down. Sir Knucker takes aim and shoots. As you are both taking cover, Sir Knucker offers to participate in a knife fight. Knowing his treacherous ways, you decline and quickly parry. Your final bullets kill Sir Knucker. As it happens, his bullets kill you at the exact same time. The remaining prisoners regroup and honor your sacrifice, burning your corpse alongside a sack of coffee. They their kids and grandkids know about your heroic deeds that were crucial to end the corrupt Guard Force at the Jail Facility.

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There is clearly only one correct choice, that is to become the Hero and save the day! You turn on your internal hyper music and open the door like a boss! Running at Sir Knucker as fast as you can, you pull out your sidearm and start shooting him to death. As it turns out, you aren’t a hero, and this isn’t an anime. You miss all your shots. Who seriously runs and guns? Sir Knucker turns around and kills you, then kills the prisoner you were trying to save. Save being the Hero for video games and Anime, you just aren’t cut out for it!

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By deciding to stay hidden, most of the day is wasted. You don’t hear anything. It’s boring. There’s nothing to do but play with your knife. You hear the pool door open. What? Are you the last one? The Warden walks into the room and boasts loudly, “We know you are in here, come out or die.” You’re a rebel. You don’t want to deal with this nonsense. You stay quiet and see what happens, rather than having to deal with this guy. The Warden paces back and forth in front of the pool. The growling sounds of the Warden cue the entrance of Sir Knucker and Sweg. Both guards are known for their strange problem solving. Knucker is snooping around the area while Sweg keeps watch. Unfortunately for Sir Knucker, you don’t want to deal with him. You jump out from the shadows. Ronald has been slain. He never expected it! There’s two more guards left to deal with. Sweg charges at you with his knife. That’s so naive. You shoot him before he even comes close. You will make the Warden suffer! He’s so sad. You yell at him to drop his guns. The guns fall to the floor. The Warden cries out, “I am just being paid by Leadership!” You shoot both of his arms clean off. The Warden is obviously confused as to what’s going on. He requests to be released. You laugh at the thought. Oh, my! After everything he’s done? Freedom? On days like these, scum like him should be BURNING IN HELL. The final choice is before you:

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As you take out your gun, you grin. You know that all these torturous moments will be over. It will all be hidden in the Warden's death. Right before you pull the trigger, The Warden screams out. “TRAITOOOOOOOR!!! YOU ARE A TRAITOR!!!” Furious, you unload your entire gun into him. Long after he is dead, you pull out your Deagle and start shooting at his pale, lifeless body. This will not stand. You will IMPRISON ALL OF HIS LOVED ONES AND FRIENDS in this JAIL FACILITY. THEY WILL KNOW YOUR ANGER AND PAIN! They will be forced to play cruel games for YOUR entertainment. They will be forced to kill each other off for YOUR enjoyment. When there is only one left, you’ll tell them all about it. All the gory details.Their face will go white with horror. Your revenge will be unmatched. They cannot stop you or your new order.

Uhhh… You became a worse warden? Uhhh…
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You arm your newly formed militia with weapons. They calculate the odds of surviving. One choice member calculates exactly a 33.33% chance of surviving- repeating, of course. You deny them the pleasure of complaining. You start yelling, “What do you think those dumb guards are doing? They’re just sitting around drinking their wicked tyrant coffee. You’ll all go home to your families and drink glorious coffee after we see that they’re going to hell. Coffee.” You stop your speech and stare at the Warden’s corpse. You haven’t had any coffee in years it seems. You decide to walk over to the coffee that the Warden was drinking. It’s still fresh. Maybe one sip won’t hurt. You go to grab the coffee cup. There’s something weird written on this cup. You read it aloud, “Leeroy Jenkins? How stran-” You are shot. The prisoners scatter in fear. You clutch your chest and fall to the ground. An AWP shot. Sir Ronald D. Knucker killed you. Game Over.

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CT Idol, eh? An oldie but goodie. You want to make sure this one doesn’t turn out like every other LR you’ve seen. You request no one to give you a gun, and for good reason. One guard is trying to run away, and you just won’t let him. Their pleas are useless. You line all nine of them up on the wall. The first one is a man named Blake Douglass. “I don’t sing, just kill me.” Great, one of those guys. You knife his back, and move on. The next guy is someone by the name of Sweg. He begins to sing very purposefully off key. You let him live. He tried. You go down the line, and no one sings until you get to the last guard. It’s someone you’ve never seen before. They belt out the sweetest melody that you’ve ever heard. You knife Sweg in the back. You then rush towards the singer, their voice now filled with a bittersweetness in the realization that they’re about to be killed. A haunting melody, but one that is well deserved.

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This marks the final page, everything after this is discussion about this "story". Certain members have appearances in the story, they were used because we flipped a coin. If you liked this sort of thing, show support by Playing Jail and TTT! Share it around to your friends and fellow coffee drinkers. Post your favorite ending!

There are some noticeable differences in the Rebel Path and the Obedient Path, this is to reflect what jail feels like. Being a Rebel is fun and exciting, where as being Obedient seems very stale and a tad boring.

This was made purely for fun and all spelling and grammar mistakes are not intentional. Thanks for reading the story!

Authors: Medviah and *Mute
Editors: Not Medviah (Seriously, don't trust this guy to edit important things), it was all *Mute
Special Thanks To: Everyone, seriously. You all made this possible by having our Jail server constantly alive. Thank you so very much.

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I had a blast editing it! We actually churned this out in record time. It's a pretty cool adventure, to be honest. Lots of memes. Because of me, not Medviah.

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Pictured: *Mute working on this story.​
 
Ric said:
i dont get it what is this
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Just something Mute and myself created to have fun. It was originally going to be a guide on how to properly be a prisoner, then it sort of morphed into a goosebumps-like story book
 
10/10, ran out of cell block and stabbed sweg then got shot. Seems like a normal day for rebel-mode rdk.

YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF RONALD D. KNUCKLER - rebel killer
 
How Medviah rebels:
1. Stay in cells and wait for CTs to leave cellblock so you can go to armory.
2. Rush a CT right away as soon as doors open.
 
Naw, here's how a round in jail goes
Face away <-----
T's face cells

11/25 t's alive
 
gamed0m said:
Naw, here's how a round in jail goes
Face away <-----
T's face cells

11/25 t's alive
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ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"No cheating, only go when I type go in chat"
*Says go*
4/25 ts alive.

then the chat goes a little something like this:
"!down K2"
 
mank demes said:
How Medviah rebels:
1. Stay in cells and wait for CTs to leave cellblock so you can go to armory.
2. Rush a CT right away as soon as doors open.
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You are forgetting the third option

3. Browse the internet then tab back in, noticing everyone left Cell block, I just go get a gun and hang out in disco.
 
I don't understand how come I died when playing climb... I never lose at climb
 
This is really good, but missing something...How about the people that join CT and mic spam and don't know any of the rules :D
 
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