Greetings, to the best eGO community online. let's hear your most embarrassing drunken stories. now I know you older ones have some top notch ones to share with us. so please do. The best story gets a prize!!! no, honest. no lies.
I spent most of new years night talking in english with either a french or german accent because I was watching a lot of "Allo Allo" around that time and it was stuck in my head xD
I had my share of drunken stories, when I used to be a supervisor at one of the hotels I worked at, i was good friends with one of my co workers. We went to this bar in the middle of nowehere in upstate NY afterwork. Me being shy and him being more outgoing... Came up with the idea to go around the the bar and ask each "guest" how her stay was as an icebreaker.
So there we are drunk, asking people this and mind you we are both 3 piece suited up in grey. we got some funny looks, some of them went along with it and one of them looked like Carly Ray Jensen. The puns that were made that night to this poor girl.. I dont think either of us ended up "calling her maybe" Afterwards we went to McDonald's and got some nuggets... I didnt quite make it back to the car in one piece as i went flying down a small hill because i didnt see this mighty tree root from being drunk. Thankfully i was off the next two days and recovered lmao. Fun times... I miss those days
Oh yea i forgot to mention, my friend was kinda of an aspiring musician so he had promo swag he was giving out like pens and hand sanitizers lmao.. Im dying just remebering that now.
Most of you know this story but I was sitting in my man cave at my old house playing DODS drinking ad usual in my underwear and I decided to go out to my back yard for a smoke. Well I locked myself out of my house because i was to messed up to look for my keys. So I thought it would be a great idea to grab one of my ladders and climb up on my roof and go in through my bathroom window. Well people were driving by honking and laughing as I climbed up on my roof in my underwear. Even my neighbors came out to watch and laugh. Once I made it inside I continued gaming as if nothing happened. A little while later I checked my Facebook and saw that my buddy who lived across the street took a picture of me and posted it. Good times.
So at a work function with my wife I was so drunk I passed out in the car on the way home.
I woke up in my driveway with a big box of Krispy Kreme donuts in my lap! My wife had stopped on the way home and I never woke up until we got there.
I went inside and ate a doughnut. She ate one too and then went to sleep. I stayed up, had a beer (I know GENIUS right?) and another doughnut and played DoD until almost morning, maybe 4-6 hours. I probably had a few more doughnuts too.
Anyway, while playing I changed my name to Drunken Donuts and it is still one of my aliases to this day. :w00t:
So the moral of the story is Doughnut Drive Drunk. True Story.
