The Zombies are coming

[Anewbus]

I'm not sure if there is already a thread like this, but it's a tradition of mine to not check and make one on every forum I am a part of (even the flat earth society )


The zombie apocalypse is coming, what is your plan to survive?

My plan is simple, go north.
Everyone knows that zombies are cold blooded, and cold blooded things cannot survive in cold places. Now the zombies, being mindless minions of evil will chase after me even though they cannot survive. They will get so far untill there blood frezzes and they become motionless, when they do become motionless I will come and collect there frozen bodies and burn them for heat and light. Using the leftover bones from the zombies I will make tools to which I can make clothing and hunt seals, bears, and wolves.

now I want to know what your plan is, and I am going to judge who has the best plan. You get bonus points for getting really creative and you lose points if your plan is to just raid your local gun shop and live in a walmart.

 

[JohnnyOnTheSpot]

My plan to survive!? I'm not going to try to survive because I'll be joining the zombie apocalypse as soon as possible!

 

[Noobkiller]

Step one-raid the gunstore
step two-raid walmart for canned goods
step three-raid toyada for a gas-effiecent suv
step four-find a woman
step five-head north
step six-wait till all zombies die they repopulate human race :O

 

[dopey]

wait what type of zombie are we talking about. The ones that come from a virus or what?

 

[Monkeybits]

I already have the firearms and ammunition. I have canned goods, too. I guess I put metal shutters on the house, lock and load and wait it out.

 

[bLackout {RD}]

Uhh, wait. Is this a real one or what?

 

[Near]

Make my own army and fight till the death!

 

[bLackout {RD}]

You and what army, Near?

A bunch of dolls?

 

[Near]

Ill use the dolls and put explosives inside and make a Tea Party with the zombie then suicide.

 

[Pock3ts]

head to the nearest military base. Chances are, they have guns, ammo, and can dried food.
Failing that, I'd head to the nearest prison, as they're good in the chances of zombie attacks.
Failing that, i'd try to find an oil platform that'd let me on,
and finally, failing that, i'd stay home. No point in going any further north than Massachusetts, and i'd know where everything is.

 

[The_Shooter]

Come on, if the zombies came, I would gather a group, a Pyro, Heavy, Sniper, Engineer, and Soldier. I would wait it out at our Intel and let their bodies pile up Ohh wait, you mean for real?

 

[Pock3ts]

zombie mod team fortress. That'd be cool.

Zombies would go scout speed, be heavy size, and only get to punch.

vs humans.

That'd be kinda cool.