Why you would ban 'em (the game)

[Tecmo]

So this is a little fun fourm game, basicly you reply with 1 sentence only. That sentence has to answer this one question: IF you had to ban the person above you, what would you ban them for?
Because their is no one above me, the first person would have to reply on me

EXAMPLE

(first poster- me) *posts thread*
(Second poster) I ban you for being a penguin!
and so on and so forth

RULES:
NO POSTING 2 TIMES IN A ROW.
NO HURTFUL BAN REASONS
STICK WITHIN EGO RULES
REMEMBER, THIS IS A JOKE GAME, DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SAID SERIOUSLY

 

[P0ny_Express]

I ban you for being a penguin!

 

[Tecmo]

I ban you for being a bad warden on Jail!

 

[Maserati]

I ban you cause your 2slow penguin

 

[PrincessGio]

I ban you because I'm a slow penguin and take offense!

 

[_Ace]

I'd ban you for being a princess!

Spoiler

We all know the only royalty here are the board members

 

[Helpless Glint]

I'd ban you for picking on royalty.

 

[beg2389]

Banned for helplessness! XD

 

[BlackDragon008]

I ban you for being in the battlefield division!

 

[ShadowFox506]

I ban you for not being in the Battlefield division!

 

[RipplyTiger151]

I'll ban you for being a shady fox.

 

[Pzycho]

I ban you for being a salty savage

 

[Orangejuice]

I ban you for being a PZYCHO... GO get yourself some help please. <3

 

[indigozxmbie]

I ban you for not liking apple juice.

 

[_Spooky Laizz]

I ban you for banning people that don't like apple juice.

 

[Scott]

I ban you for being 2 sp00ky.

 

[k0ala]

I'd ban you because you can't cuddle a koala properly -rep ^

 

[Samurai_TwoSeven]

I ban you for being a k0ala

 

[Tecmo]

I ban you for being a samurai

 

[TwiztidRoman]

I ban you for being part of PSC