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DeeLuxxed

DeeLuxxed

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It is with Heavy heart I hang up my balisong and pick up some boxing gloves.

Upon the revelation that the new dabes class known as the "Heavy Weapons Guy" has not 100, not 200, but 300 health; I move on to greener less, squishy pastures.

No longer am I the Bakestayber of the division. I will forge through and hopefully be known as "The Man of A Million Boolets."

Cry not for what was, but cheer for what will be.

What will be, you ask?

Your impending and sudden doom as I round a corner and riddle your body with two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

Thank you all. Hev nice day.
 
I already made you a spy poster, now I have to make you a heavy one as well? Sheesh.
 
DeeLuxxed said:
It is with Heavy heart I hang up my balisong and pick up some boxing gloves.

Upon the revelation that the new dabes class known as the "Heavy Weapons Guy" has not 100, not 200, but 300 health; I move on to greener less, squishy pastures.

No longer am I the Bakestayber of the division. I will forge through and hopefully be known as "The Man of A Million Boolets."

Cry not for what was, but cheer for what will be.

What will be, you ask?

Your impending and sudden doom as I round a corner and riddle your body with two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

Thank you all. Hev nice day.
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and then there were 2
 
Heavy is always credit to team. Complimentary heavy jacket is in mail - beware, in Soviet Russia, jacket wears YOU!
 
Dustbowl is a rather hard map to play as heavy because of all the chokepoints. You can easily be spammed out to oblivion unless you catch your opponent off guard or your team actually backs you up. If you can actually dodge the amazing snipers on DB then kudos to you as well.
 
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PepperRabbit said:
Dustbowl is a rather hard map to play as heavy because of all the chokepoints. You can easily be spammed out to oblivion unless you catch your opponent off guard or your team actually backs you up. If you can actually dodge the amazing sniper on DB then kudos to you as well.
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^This. Dustbowl is the playground of the sniper gods.
 
Great news now I just have to worry about Mr.Boy over there and Avon
 
Ullr said:
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Yep. Heavies are easy to backstab though. I find it funny how literally Dee's only reason for switching mains is because Heavy has more health lol

Maserati said:
Great news now I just have to worry about Mr.Boy over there and Avon
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Don't forget Ullr ;)
 
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You must be new, youve yet to meet my Flamethrower

Oh wait nevermind its Mizore
 
If you're switching heavy, then I'm hanging my Grenade Launcher/Medigun for a Sniper rifle.
 
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