I convinced my mom to order one that says "OMG! I birthed the real Jimmy JumpDrive."
and im getting MoonCat one that says "OMG! I'm best friends with the real Jimmy JumpDrive!"
And to my next girlfriend: "OMG! I kissed the REALY Jimmy JumpDrive!"
I have one for the ex girlfriends too, but that one's not rated PG.