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I cannot be a cop due to my disability. I think I am going to move back to where I am originally from so my wife can go back into her teaching career. I have TONS of money to go to college on, and tons of time to do it. I just want something to tie up time. I cannot do anything that requires me standing, as that is a no-go with me. I would end up falling on my face directly after probably 5-10 minutes.
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You know Herm, you seem like a very intelligent and level kinda guy. You mentioned, some time back, that you were interested in starting a website. Why not go to school and study web development? You're most of the way to an English degree, so you've got the core classes for any degree done, right?
I'll bet that you could do pretty well as a web developer. Plus, those kinds of jobs, assuming you get a good one, allow telecommuting, so you could sit at home in your underwear and work. Again, since you've got plenty of time, take advantage of it and search for your dream situation.