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The Mental Clinic
Welcome to this new edition of the Mental Clinic. Today , once again, we have a few very interesting subjects to discuss. Before we get to them, I would like to say a few words:
Recently, a war happened between the Mentals and the Ninjas. Some of you participated in it, some of you watched from a distance, some of you still don’t know what I am talking about but nonetheless! I would like the good people in EGO to know that NinjaFluff is not evil, like I have (quite a few times)stated in the previous Clinic. Since evil always gets crushed by the forces of good in the end, and since Ninja fought valiantly, then I can only come to one conclusion: NinjaFluff is not possessed nor evil.
We, in a common agreement, have decided to shake hands and form an alliance for truth and justice. Which means that any evil entity out there better watch out, because we are not above fighting for good once again. Evil: we mean business!! That said let’s come back to the Mental Clinic and today’s number 1 topic.
The Dominate Kolak / Win a car contest
That hasn’t happened yet, I’d just like to point out that nobody was able to do it. It seems that Kolak is too much to handle for all comers. Sad to say that we had to return the car to the sponsor. May I add the sponsor was quite upset about it. Good publicity down the toilet he said… he shall never forget this humiliation as long as he shall live. I thought he was a bit overreacting so I shook his hand to make him shut up. The move was a clever one since he was a sucker for celebrities… he even gave me a ride home, I must say that Ferrari would have pleased the winner of that contest. Sadly, nobody could pull it off.
Results = No Winners, many whiners.
Here is the official screenshot of the car you could have won.
Next subject: A Mental Clinic patient is doing well!
Nutz Mugilacutty, one of my most famous patients, if not the most… well most outspoken that is… Anyway, Nutz , ladies and gentlemen, is doing better. Better than what, you say? Better than yesterday as far as I know. Nutz has stopped beating himself on the head with shovels but has been indulging in heavy drinking as this screen shot demonstrates:
Although, the fact that he is completely out of his mind is comforting information for his team mates, since they don’t have to fight him. He will probably explode a lot more than he’s allowed, but take it like this: while the opposition is shooting at him, they are not shooting at you. Although, I must admit being crazy enough to heal him to the end, which got me shot more than once already. Right now he is fighting the good fight against his arch-enemy Nutz ( his dark side alter ego) which, by my calculations, should take another 10 years to defeat. Crit grenades just don’t work in a Nutz vs Nutz war… but just so you know, the good Nutz is on the red team and the crazy Nutz is on the blu team. Most of all, you can see Nutz along the sides of yours truly, so watch out spies!
Here is a message from our sponsor:
Now back to our program...
Animal kingdom section: Today’s star: The Kangaroo
This section of the clinic will enlighten our clan members about the wonderful world of animals. The Kangaroo is the star of this Clinic.
In my many trips around the world, where I fought off many dangerous beasts, none of them was more loveable than the peaceful kangaroo. The kangaroo is what you would call a marsupial, which is basically a giant rodent with long legs that can jump over 16 feet fences. This makes owning your own kangaroo difficult , as you have to dig a 8 feet moat around your 20 feet palisade. What do they eat? Normally leaves. Although some of them can be spoiled with pop corn or even corn flakes, although it is preferable to feed them dog food since it is easier ( and cheaper) to chopping trees all day long.
You may have encountered a fellow player by the name of Kaptain Kangaroo in game, not long ago. Little do you know that he is actually a real kangaroo, trained in the arts of tf2 and typing by yours truly. I have no merit since he is such a quick learner, in a matter of 4 days he had mastered the whole alphabet and was typing words like : Humpf! And Grrr! And die! You get the picture… I found him in Australia, his mother was broke and needed to sell the house to meet both ends. He was cute , little did I know, when I agreed to take him under my wing, that he would become a grumpy old kangy. You can see him with his mom... a depressed Kangaress, but a good cook.
Here you can see him fighting his brother, a more mature kangaroo in my mind. His brother came home for a visit after the zoo let him out. Immediately after his arrival, they got in an argument about who was going to be eating the pink marshmallows.
He Grew up and became a serious gamer. Although sometimes he still shows temper and sits in a corner until I arrive to heal him, he is a good fellow let me tell you that…
A heck of a soccer player too! Sore loser, I had no choice but to let him win, after he took his axe out, I quickly realised he wasn’t messing around.
On a final note, if you have a relative or even a friend in need of a good doctor, please remember that I do not come cheap and only accepts cash. People ask me often loads of question hoping to get free professional opinion… that might work because I like to help out actually.
Thank you, until the next time and remember… Be humble!
Captain Mental
Welcome to this new edition of the Mental Clinic. Today , once again, we have a few very interesting subjects to discuss. Before we get to them, I would like to say a few words:
Recently, a war happened between the Mentals and the Ninjas. Some of you participated in it, some of you watched from a distance, some of you still don’t know what I am talking about but nonetheless! I would like the good people in EGO to know that NinjaFluff is not evil, like I have (quite a few times)stated in the previous Clinic. Since evil always gets crushed by the forces of good in the end, and since Ninja fought valiantly, then I can only come to one conclusion: NinjaFluff is not possessed nor evil.
We, in a common agreement, have decided to shake hands and form an alliance for truth and justice. Which means that any evil entity out there better watch out, because we are not above fighting for good once again. Evil: we mean business!! That said let’s come back to the Mental Clinic and today’s number 1 topic.
The Dominate Kolak / Win a car contest
That hasn’t happened yet, I’d just like to point out that nobody was able to do it. It seems that Kolak is too much to handle for all comers. Sad to say that we had to return the car to the sponsor. May I add the sponsor was quite upset about it. Good publicity down the toilet he said… he shall never forget this humiliation as long as he shall live. I thought he was a bit overreacting so I shook his hand to make him shut up. The move was a clever one since he was a sucker for celebrities… he even gave me a ride home, I must say that Ferrari would have pleased the winner of that contest. Sadly, nobody could pull it off.
Results = No Winners, many whiners.
Here is the official screenshot of the car you could have won.
Next subject: A Mental Clinic patient is doing well!
Nutz Mugilacutty, one of my most famous patients, if not the most… well most outspoken that is… Anyway, Nutz , ladies and gentlemen, is doing better. Better than what, you say? Better than yesterday as far as I know. Nutz has stopped beating himself on the head with shovels but has been indulging in heavy drinking as this screen shot demonstrates:
Although, the fact that he is completely out of his mind is comforting information for his team mates, since they don’t have to fight him. He will probably explode a lot more than he’s allowed, but take it like this: while the opposition is shooting at him, they are not shooting at you. Although, I must admit being crazy enough to heal him to the end, which got me shot more than once already. Right now he is fighting the good fight against his arch-enemy Nutz ( his dark side alter ego) which, by my calculations, should take another 10 years to defeat. Crit grenades just don’t work in a Nutz vs Nutz war… but just so you know, the good Nutz is on the red team and the crazy Nutz is on the blu team. Most of all, you can see Nutz along the sides of yours truly, so watch out spies!
Here is a message from our sponsor:
Now back to our program...
Animal kingdom section: Today’s star: The Kangaroo
This section of the clinic will enlighten our clan members about the wonderful world of animals. The Kangaroo is the star of this Clinic.
In my many trips around the world, where I fought off many dangerous beasts, none of them was more loveable than the peaceful kangaroo. The kangaroo is what you would call a marsupial, which is basically a giant rodent with long legs that can jump over 16 feet fences. This makes owning your own kangaroo difficult , as you have to dig a 8 feet moat around your 20 feet palisade. What do they eat? Normally leaves. Although some of them can be spoiled with pop corn or even corn flakes, although it is preferable to feed them dog food since it is easier ( and cheaper) to chopping trees all day long.
You may have encountered a fellow player by the name of Kaptain Kangaroo in game, not long ago. Little do you know that he is actually a real kangaroo, trained in the arts of tf2 and typing by yours truly. I have no merit since he is such a quick learner, in a matter of 4 days he had mastered the whole alphabet and was typing words like : Humpf! And Grrr! And die! You get the picture… I found him in Australia, his mother was broke and needed to sell the house to meet both ends. He was cute , little did I know, when I agreed to take him under my wing, that he would become a grumpy old kangy. You can see him with his mom... a depressed Kangaress, but a good cook.
Here you can see him fighting his brother, a more mature kangaroo in my mind. His brother came home for a visit after the zoo let him out. Immediately after his arrival, they got in an argument about who was going to be eating the pink marshmallows.
He Grew up and became a serious gamer. Although sometimes he still shows temper and sits in a corner until I arrive to heal him, he is a good fellow let me tell you that…
A heck of a soccer player too! Sore loser, I had no choice but to let him win, after he took his axe out, I quickly realised he wasn’t messing around.
On a final note, if you have a relative or even a friend in need of a good doctor, please remember that I do not come cheap and only accepts cash. People ask me often loads of question hoping to get free professional opinion… that might work because I like to help out actually.
Thank you, until the next time and remember… Be humble!
Captain Mental
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