The Mental Clinic: Another educational show!
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I can't believe he already gave me a black eye. It's that swift kick action he has going on.
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hahah too funny
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I have always thought Kap's coat was shiny and healthy but it somehow has a strange smell to it. Almost like burnt fur?!? !amazed
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Shadeaux acts tough yet everytime I see her she has my axe in her back.. I might be singed at the edges but it's worth it.
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It doesnt matter since the car has been returned. Did i mentionned the sponsor was pretty upset?
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You did, but we don't care. The masses demand their car!! We submit proof, what more do you want?!
GAH, some people...
GAH, some people...
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Alright, since there is too much whining about the car, I sent some friends ( well actually i paid off people) to get a replacement car. I still need proof you've dominated Kolak and then you can have this car.
So this is costing me a bundle, i'm not driving it to your house, those guys asked for alot of dough and the bull requires alot of hay so there!
You guys had a chance of a lifetime to drive a fancy sport car. Now the ex-sponsor is eating pills by the dozen...
So this is costing me a bundle, i'm not driving it to your house, those guys asked for alot of dough and the bull requires alot of hay so there!
You guys had a chance of a lifetime to drive a fancy sport car. Now the ex-sponsor is eating pills by the dozen...
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So you're saying I have to dominate Kolak to get my car back? :O
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Hahahaha pure genius. Kolak is one heck of a live one, though.
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For those who are still interested... the car has last been seen down a ditch in south india. I'd like to know if we have any clan members around that area who could confirm that my two "employees" Paco and Gooramtaminian are still alive and well? I'm getting worried and they are costing me a fortune by the hour.
THank you for your cooperation,
Capt M.
THank you for your cooperation,
Capt M.
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I should check this thread more often. That has to be the sweetest ride I've ever seen.
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I'd like to correct my mistake. One of them is not called Paco, but Patel.
Paco was found Unconscious near a hot dog joint last night wearing a funny dress, he just called me from the police station.
Sorry for the bad info.
Capt M.
Paco was found Unconscious near a hot dog joint last night wearing a funny dress, he just called me from the police station.
Sorry for the bad info.
Capt M.
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That happens to the best of us. Are you sure the prize car can't be a poop cart? Because that would be really good.
May I ask who the sponsor is especially since the car isn't what I originally envisaged?
For a more "rewarding" contest, there should be a dominate Noravic and get a potato contest. Maybe we could cure world hunger.
Kolak, could you technically dominate yourself to get the car or cut a deal with someone else to let him dominate you and then sell the car and split the money? I would do that with you
Also, the picture of the car doesn't go with the picture of the keys you posted earlier. How do those keys turn a bull on?
For a more "rewarding" contest, there should be a dominate Noravic and get a potato contest. Maybe we could cure world hunger.
Kolak, could you technically dominate yourself to get the car or cut a deal with someone else to let him dominate you and then sell the car and split the money? I would do that with you
Also, the picture of the car doesn't go with the picture of the keys you posted earlier. How do those keys turn a bull on?
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No Noravic.
Let me explain.
The first car is gone. the keys belonged to the first car.
Now it is prize number 2 and it is somewhere in India on it's way back. The keys dont turn the bull on, in fact only cows turn the bull on.
So if we make a dominate Noravic Contest, who is willing to provide the bags of potatoes?
Let me explain.
The first car is gone. the keys belonged to the first car.
Now it is prize number 2 and it is somewhere in India on it's way back. The keys dont turn the bull on, in fact only cows turn the bull on.
So if we make a dominate Noravic Contest, who is willing to provide the bags of potatoes?
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The keys dont turn the bull on, in fact only cows turn the bull on.
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lol. Thanks for the explanation. !lol
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So if we make a dominate Noravic Contest, who is willing to provide the bags of potatoes?
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They will come from the United Nations World Food Program. The potatoes could also be bought from laborers in foreign countries as well as the USA. With rising food prices, growers still need a market. The dominate Noravic contest can become a human rights event! Maybe instead we could change it to "Dominate Noravic and he will organize a donation of potatoes to an impoverished country in your honor." On another (less ambitious) note, the phrase "Everyone's a winner" will literally be true here as opposed to other contests.
Doesn't it feel great to know that everyone's a winner?
The keys dont turn the bull on, in fact only cows turn the bull on.
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lol. Thanks for the explanation. !lol
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So if we make a dominate Noravic Contest, who is willing to provide the bags of potatoes?
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They will come from the United Nations World Food Program. The potatoes could also be bought from laborers in foreign countries as well as the USA. With rising food prices, growers still need a market. The dominate Noravic contest can become a human rights event! Maybe instead we could change it to "Dominate Noravic and he will organize a donation of potatoes to an impoverished country in your honor." On another (less ambitious) note, the phrase "Everyone's a winner" will literally be true here as opposed to other contests.
Doesn't it feel great to know that everyone's a winner?
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