A geek knows the meaning of life and his way around a text parser. A nerd has never had a date and will die alone and covered in cheeto dust!
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Hmm... I always thought a geek was [link=http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=geek]a carnival performer who does disgusting acts[/link] like bites the heads off chickens.