Counter-Strike Global Offensive TTT Server I died on a Watermelon.

[Watermelon The Second]

It is December 24 2016, I have been attacked by a group called the WatermelonASG which stands for WatermelonAssasinationGroup.

Have the Watermelons started rebelling against their savior? I want to know. We cannot allow us watermelons to lose control. The nasty humans will eat us!

Map: Terror Train

Server :
eGO TTT

What Happened B4 I died:
I took a watermelon, took it to a stove, went to cook it. Then died.

-Watermelon The Second.

P.S I am in my escape home. I hope the rebellious group stops. I do not wish to eat more watermelons than I already do..

IMPORTANT

I decided to make a horrible story out of it if no one realized. But this actually happened. I died on a watermelon that was on the stove. And i did say "lemme cook this watermelon real quick".

 

[Slime]

I'll have whatever he's having.

 

[RogueOps]

Can I have some tendies?

 

[Sam]

nasty humans

I take offence, Im 1/8th human.

 

[sweg]

 

[Ubermaniac]

I'll have whatever he's having.

same

 

[Fistacles]

spicy

 

[KogaWolf]

._. drop a nade in the freezer, problem solved

 

[k0ala]

??