Three Lessons Learned from Half-Life

I learned that no matter what, any problem in life can be solved by hitting it enough times with a crowbar. If nothing happens, it's not a problem needing solved.
 
I learned that crowbars and wrenches are the two most useful inventions made by mankind.
 
I just bought HL2 and the episodes a few days ago...what have I been missing?!?! 0_0
 
I learned 2 things, 1 always carry a flashlight with you. 2 NEVER LOOK IN THE SHADOWS
 
I learned that ventilation shafts are a great way to get around and that if you hit something with a piece of furniture enough it won't bother you anymore. Also everything is easier with a competent buddy at your side.
 
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I learned that head crabs are bad.
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so are the other kind
 
I learned that dead bodies on the ground can get up and attack u. (think ravenholm)
I learned that the citizens of city 17 live without mirrors in bathrooms.
I learned that barnacles arent so scary after all.
 
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I learned that running out of ammo in Ravenholm is a bad idea too...
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i learned we don't go into ravenholm any more.

I also never knew that large sticky bombs could only be blown up by a certain type of bullet.
And putting gnomes in space is a bad idea.
 
a learned to avoid doing melee combat with a poisones zombie.. and then run away from headcrabs.. cos when you got 1 hp its not a good idea to go near them xD
 
I learned that the swords on strider legs can actually kill you...
 
I learned that DOG can pwn anything.
I learned that DOG is a great catch buddy.
I learned that Alyx's dad wants grand kids.
 
I learned that:
Your best weapon is gravity
Cities have an abundance of fuel drums
Antlions have chew-toys for hearts
You can say nothing and still amass armies of devoted fighters.
 
I learned (from hl2:episode 1) that if there is a huge thing that is about to explode, run TOWARDS it!
 
We don't have time to ponder such things, as Link has grabbed the smash ball!
 
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