New player in the 2008 Presidential Race

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PurpleNurple

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I know this may seem like a long shot, but with a solid backing by the #1 Gaming Community in all the land, he just might get elected. Spread the word, tell your friends.

Interviews and statements available on request.

*paid for by friends of Beef Stick and Wheel of Cheese
 
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I request some back story!
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I found him half eaten and all alone on the kitchen counter in my office. After coming to terms with his half-eaten and left-to-rot self, he decided he wants to make a difference in peoples lives. After talking with him, he has some amazing ideas on how to run our country. I just thought he would be a great candidate for us all to support. He will be a write in of course, but I think it's possible. Thanks again for your support.
 
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I request some back story!
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I found him half eaten and all alone on the kitchen counter in my office. After coming to terms with his half-eaten and left-to-rot self, he decided he wants to make a difference in peoples lives. After talking with him, he has some amazing ideas on how to run our country. I just thought he would be a great candidate for us all to support. He will be a write in of course, but I think it's possible. Thanks again for your support.
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That and Durp has determined that she really likes...

Oh nevermind, that's all played out.
 
Beef stick has taken a hard stance on beef importation, so he's got MY vote!
 
I think Purple should run... that way I can vote against and she can be humiliated by a crushing defeat. (My vote pwns all)
 
Man beef stick with a side of SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM! is awesome!
 
I REFUSE to kneel before Zod! I don't care WHAT Flippy says!!

Beef Stick!

Beef Stick!

Beef Stick!
 
So has beef stick chosen a running mate yet..? I don't think spam would be a good choice -- questionable history, and I'm sure they would just leave a sour taste in the voters' mouthes.

I think Beef should choose Holiday Cheese Log. They have a similar shape of character, and Log's clear-set traditional values would certainly be a boon in the polls...
 
Come to think of it, Beef Stick seems to be the most intelligent candiate today! Vote Beef Stick!
 
My choice for a running mate would be Sweet Hot Mustard, S.H.M. has been a favorite of mine for a long time, and I feel that he is often overshadowed by other members of the party. He has proven time after time that he has a knack for bringing various members of all sides together meats, cheeses, and crackers alike.
 
I always knew beef stick was going places. God speed BF - I hardly knew you, but I'll never forget what you've done for me.
 
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