Terms and Conditions:
1. Be drunk at the time you are playing, it is only fun that way.
2. If David is around and he asks you to hold his pocket, DO NOT HOLD HIS POCKETS.
3. You may not enjoy it as much as other people. Kill me anytime, just remember I am very well know for holding long term grudges.
4. If you get T-warden and want a show, let me know with minutes in advance, because I might need to access those "dad jokes" websites.
Ta-da!