"As Abraham Lincoln was famously quoted for saying: 'chances are, if there's a good quote or saying for the situation, someone on the internet has probably plagiarized it'" - Runo
"He who takes advice from a cookie is sure to crumble" Shadow warior
"If you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes" -everyone in New Hampshire
"You'll Shoot your eye out" response "No, I'll shoot your eye out"