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I just wanted to warn my fellow clan members about some evil that is afoot.
His name is Tanooki. He is evil.
OK, maybe not evil, but he isn’t very nice. And, he will stab you in the back over and over again. Keep on the lookout for him. Just in case you were not aware here are just some reasons why he is evil:
1. He always plays spy.
2. He kicks puppies.
3. He gets in the 10 item or less line with at least 11 items.
4. He likes to puts gum in people’s hair.
5. He always gets a special order in the McDonald’s drive thru.
6. He talks very loudly on his cell phone in the post office.
7. He parks in the pregnant mom parking spaces.
8. He routinely finishes sentences with prepositions.
9. He drinks straight from the milk jug.
10. He finds a sick kind of joy in leaving one sheet of toilet paper on the roll.
11. He throws red socks in other people’s washers at the Laundromat.
12. He locks all the stalls in public restrooms.
13. He makes people alcoholic beverages without alcohol.
14. He doesn’t turn off lights when he leaves a room, not just because he forgot, but on purpose.
15. He turns up all the knobs in your car after you get out
16. The zen is a lie.
I have not experienced him doing any of the above first hand, but I’ve heard the rumors. If anyone else has anymore information regarding the evilness of this Tanooki character, please alert me. I fear we might need to form an anti-Tanooki coalition.
His name is Tanooki. He is evil.
OK, maybe not evil, but he isn’t very nice. And, he will stab you in the back over and over again. Keep on the lookout for him. Just in case you were not aware here are just some reasons why he is evil:
1. He always plays spy.
2. He kicks puppies.
3. He gets in the 10 item or less line with at least 11 items.
4. He likes to puts gum in people’s hair.
5. He always gets a special order in the McDonald’s drive thru.
6. He talks very loudly on his cell phone in the post office.
7. He parks in the pregnant mom parking spaces.
8. He routinely finishes sentences with prepositions.
9. He drinks straight from the milk jug.
10. He finds a sick kind of joy in leaving one sheet of toilet paper on the roll.
11. He throws red socks in other people’s washers at the Laundromat.
12. He locks all the stalls in public restrooms.
13. He makes people alcoholic beverages without alcohol.
14. He doesn’t turn off lights when he leaves a room, not just because he forgot, but on purpose.
15. He turns up all the knobs in your car after you get out
16. The zen is a lie.
I have not experienced him doing any of the above first hand, but I’ve heard the rumors. If anyone else has anymore information regarding the evilness of this Tanooki character, please alert me. I fear we might need to form an anti-Tanooki coalition.
