16 Reasons (that I know of) Tanooki is evil

[TheJudge(inactive)]

I heard he stole the cookie from the cookie jar.... YES YOU!

 

[Raziel44]

10. He finds a sick kind of joy in leaving one sheet of toilet paper on the roll.
xD its funny

 

[NinjaFluff]

[quote1210079873=Drew The Pirate]
he posts rick rolls at every opportunity!
[/quote1210079873]

Are you kidding? Tanooki INVENTED the Rickroll!! That alone is proof enough of evil.

 

[Tanooki]

I will tell you the ending to every movie you watch for the first time.

 

[PurpleNurple]

Wow, thanks so much everyone for alerting everyone to the true evilness that is Tanooki. I really appreciate it.

It's also nice to see that he realizes how evil he is. Maybe that is the first step towards the exorcism of evil.

THis just in....He dips the knife in the jelly with peanut butter still on it!

 

[Tanooki]

I wanna know which one of you is leaking my secrets to Purple... once I find the mole... you got a back stab waiting for you!

 

[PurpleNurple]

I, unlike you, Tanooki, am not evil and will never tell.

 

[Sgt. McAwesome]

I protect myself by being on the same team ingame as Tanooki. That way, he can't kill me. =) *shot*

 

[Prince Abu]

He gives us one potato chip and hides the bag

 

[Crashman]

[quote1210163235=PurpleNurple]
THis just in....He dips the knife in the jelly with peanut butter still on it!
[/quote1210163235]

Wait, that's a bad thing?

 

[Tanooki]

Still waiting to find out who is leaking information... I am offering fee punch and cake for those who inform me.

 

[Anders]

[quote1210180927=Tanooki]
I wanna know which one of you is leaking my secrets to Purple... once I find the mole... you got a back stab waiting for you!
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/prepares the Chinese Water Torture room
[quote1210181020=Crashman]
[quote1210163235=PurpleNurple]
THis just in....He dips the knife in the jelly with peanut butter still on it!
[/quote1210163235]

Wait, that's a bad thing?
[/quote1210181020]
I find myself asking the same question! I think it adds flavor.

 

[Sharp67]

lolz never heard of jelly when i was younger just jam....so tanooki if i told you it was me leaking the info would you still stab me in da back??? I thought we were friends ;'(

 

[Tanooki]

Friends don't let friends talk to PurpleNurple...

 

[PurpleNurple]

If this is not proof enough, I don't know what is:

WOW!

 

[Tanooki]

The said thing is... that is not altered

 

[NinjaFluff]

There's only one other thing that needs saying:

Tanooki weighs as much as a duck.



Oh yeah, and he also turned me into a newt!

 

[Crashman]

After witnessing some truly devious spying last night and now seeing Tanooki's apparent love for the devil, I don't see how this topic can be up for debate any longer. I don't think an exorcism can purge such evil. He must be burned at the stake!

 

[Flippy the Squirrel]

Tanooki is in league with Uwe Boll to write a horrible screenplay for a Team Fortress 2 movie.

 

[Zortax]

[quote1210260635=Flippy Squirrel]
Tanooki is in league with Uwe Boll to write a horrible screenplay for a Team Fortress 2 movie.
[/quote1210260635]

x) Unacceptable...