I hate kids at school

[SlavMaster BlinMaker]

School is always something I have viewed as a place with a good idea but poor execution of the ideas in the way they present their theories. But also a place of pure contamination, don't get me wrong, I am not a Germa-phobe but I really hate it when you get parasites from uncleanly kids, and it completely ruins your day and simple tasks. I caught Pinworms from some kid at school, and well, it is a pain in the ass, literally, gotta wash like everything now and have to get prescription meds. Was so bad I went to the ER at 12:00AM, to see an colon examiner, and well lemme tell ya, nothing says "This isn't how I planned my day to go" when a grown ass man shoves his finger straight up your ass to do an exam; Does this mean I do not need a prostate lol? But I am about to walk my school halls in a damn bubble :/

 

[Simon]

Merry Christmas to you, eh?

 

[AlfLunchbox]

Maybe don't rub your butt in places where pinworms live.

 

[Satan]

Maybe don't rub your butt in places where pinworms live.

I'm adding this to my book of quotes.

 

[SlavMaster BlinMaker]

Maybe don't rub your butt in places where pinworms live.

It's a contagious parasite as well as airborne. So it's a negative on me rubbing my ass on weird spots like that one licking guy you tube channel lmao.

 

[SigmaMX]

Merry Christmas to you, eh?

My exact thoughts, my friend!

 

[Aquafina water bottle]

(∩ ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ . * ・ ｡ﾟ Suddenly pinworms ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ . * ・ ｡ﾟ * ・ ﾟ｡
Hope you feel better soon!

 

[AlfLunchbox]

It's a contagious parasite as well as airborne. So it's a negative on me rubbing my ass on weird spots like that one licking guy you tube channel lmao.

Maybe don't breathe pinworm air while rubbing your butt in completely innocuous areas where pinworms may or may not reside.

 

[SlavMaster BlinMaker]

Maybe don't breathe pinworm air while rubbing your butt in completely innocuous areas where pinworms may or may not reside.

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[AlfLunchbox]

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Mission complete.

 

[Brewmaster]

could be worse