You've know that you play too much TF2 when ....

[A Canadian Guy]

You knew that there had to be this thread.

When you see a fireaxe, you just want to play it like a guitar.

When you name your child "Sasha"

Using a wrench can fix anything.

You always check your back 24/7 (GUILTY!)

The vending machine gives you "health"

You open a cabinet to get medical aid and ammo ( Well, unless you got a Med Aid kit )

Assume that all people from NEW YORK OR BOSTON will hit you in the head with a baseball bat.

You go nuts when someone takes a gas mask off.

Somone wears a cardboard mask for Halloween and you
want to burn them down.

You duck down as soon as you see a bright BLU dot.

You try to achieve Medic achievements in Medic school.

Having the urge to cut someone with a bonesaw during "shop" class or construction.

Using a bottle rocket will "help" you get up onto your roof.

You want to take a suitcase in an office and run home.

You think what the doctors going to "inject" you with

Hearing someone with your same name and trying
to kill them (Hehehe, must happened atleast to everyone once)

I'm out, Post some of yours.

 

[Arn0t]

Your playing paintball and you shoot your teamates once or twice to make sure they arent spys

 

[CSmith]

when you are writing in class, and your pen runs out of ink and you say "spy sappin my pen"
haha
i do this all the time

 

[anne]

lmao, these are great guys ^^;;

I could only think of a few, and they're not that great.

You refer to the waiting list at the club/restaurant as "Auto join"

"Bonk" Is an acceptable way to end any positive sentence.

 

[Beta]

when you scrape your knee and call 'MEDIC' repeatedly

when you rocket jump with a watergun

 

[JoshNck]

[quote1210643598=Smith]
when you are writing in class, and your pen runs out of ink and you say "spy sappin my pen"
haha
i do this all the time
[/quote1210643598]


That is hilarious. "Spy sappin mah (Insert anything here)" is funny in almost all contexts.

 

[Honestabe6659]

[quote1210643803=Arn0t]
Your playing paintball and you shoot your teamates once or twice to make sure they arent spys
[/quote1210643803]

hahahahah thats hilarious!! lol!!

 

[CSmith]

anne, i agree with you on bonk. when i insult my friends i say bonk, and get my hand and hit their head.

 

[NinjaFluff]

You're playing too much TF2 when you find yourself strafing around a corner.

You're also playing too much TF2 when every time you look at your propane-fueled grill, you try to come up with a good way to turn it into a flamethrower.

And... you know you're playing too much when you carry a lighter in your pocket for the sole purpose of spy checking everyone you meet.

 

[vote for pedro]

[quote1210645240=Arn0t]
Your playing paintball and you shoot your teamates once or twice to make sure they arent spys
[/quote1210645240]

this one is the winner lol


let me try

everytime you see a bright blue or red shirt comeing around a coner you yell " RUN !!!! UBER COMEING THROUGH!!!!!!"

or

before going around any coner you stop and listen for the beeping of a sentry

 

[Aiki]

u attempt to open the butterfly knife like the spy and cut yourself.... BADLY

 

[>:| Face]

You say "danke" instead of "thanks".

You adopt "Hudda hudda haaa!" as your battle cry.

 

[Noobkiller]

[quote1210647001=Aiki ]
u attempt to open the butterfly knife like the spy and cut yourself.... BADLY
[/quote1210647001]
self experiences teach you things don't it Aiki?

 

[3.14159265359]

You try to escape a tough situation by looking at your watch and running away.

 

[Pock3ts]

You attempt to sneak by wearing a paper plate with a face drawn on it.

Whenever you go to a granary, you look for the missile launchers hidden inside

You believe that a dropped butterfly knife can fuel a flame thrower

You believe that in order to stop a mine cart you must kill everyone around it, rather than just breaking the tracks.

You believe that the best way to defend a point is to stand there shooting, rather than just blow up the singular bridge leading to it.

You ask your med school professor where to find the ubersaws

Whenever someone says "that guy's over there", you immediately find cover, and hide your head.

 

[Captain Mental]

When you pick up loose parts of metal in the street

take sewer man holes for teleport entrances

 

[Mental Buga]

you solve all your technical problems by hitting them with your wrench.

constructing a DIY project at home you yell "Sentry going up"

When you have reoccuring nightmares about being caught on fire or killing anything that moves

When any loud bang has you running for cover

and when co-workers get on your nerves and you actually look for your minigun

 

[xosniper]

when you try to jump and crouch to get up on the top bunkbed

when you see someone drop something, oh...lets say a soda, you yell "SODA DOWN"

when you stand behind someone for atleast 5 mins with a flash light humming "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and they ask what you are doing, you say "building my uber"

 

[imported_Digitalfeeling]

[quote1210655877=A Canadian Guy]
You go nuts when someone takes a gas mask off.

[/quote1210655877]

[link=http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii136/DigitalFeeling/050.jpg]A Gas Mask is fine too.[/link]

 

[NinjaFluff]

[quote1210685427=Pock3ts]
Whenever someone says "that guy's over there", you immediately find cover, and hide your head.
[/quote1210685427]

OH God, that's GREAT!