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here post here any funny things you have noticed during game play

*not exploits or cheat*

i'll show you what i mean

1. ever notice how the demoman's granade luancher looks like it can hold 6 granades but yet you can only hold 4

2. where does the sniper keep all 25 rounds for his sniper rifle??? he has no clip or anything

3. pretty much for all the melee weapons when you go into the veiw where you can see their whole body, lets says for the sniper, he holds his machete by his waist with the blade going down... no where near his face, but when you go into fisrt person view it looks like hes holding it right infrot of his face

any more?
 
2. Actually, the sniper holds 4 rounds in his right pocket ^_^

4. The sniper, when not holding his sniper, has an unused sniper holster on his back. Don't know where he puts his sniper, though... ^_^
 
No mention of the 200 pistol rounds the Engy holds? You'd think it might be ammo for the Sentry Gun, yet even after you build one, you still have all that pistol ammo...
 
or the fact that the demoman grenade launcher has 6 barrels but only hold 4 grenades.

Or for that matter why dont we rip on valve for making a heavy picking up a box of random ammo and not taking apart his ammo compartment to put it in, or instantly converting a fire axe into rockets...
 
I think its funny how the scout has his bat way up above his head and in first person its down by his side, like the sniper.
 
[quote1210724649=Carmine]
or the fact that the demoman grenade launcher has 6 barrels but only hold 4 grenades.[/quote1210724649]

i said this already :)
 
mmmhmmm i love how any metal you see on the ground can be converted to any type of ammo. also, how could the engie carry that much stuff?!?!?!?
 
the funniest thing I've found is that the engineer has no hitbox for his crotchal area. Seriously, join a game with a friend and you can snipe an engie in the crotch for a grand total of 0 damage.
 
Didnt the demo man grenade launcher used toi hold 6 grenades before it got changed in the valve update after people complaining about granade spam?
 
[quote1210727743=Captain Mental]
Didnt the demo man grenade launcher used toi hold 6 grenades before it got changed in the valve update after people complaining about granade spam?
[/quote1210727743]

No it was always 4
 
still tryin to figure out why the demo man only reloads in the same hole...i mean like there are four slots...he only puts grenades in one slot!
 
That there seems to be an infinite amount of ammo in the syringe gun, I have no idea what the medic is taking out and putting into it when you reload, because the syringes don't budge.
 
What about the sticky launcher what does pulling a charging handle have to do reloading and why doesn't he put any ammo in the launcher.
 
Here's a minor issue:

Why can you shoot a rocket at your feet or blow up a bomb under your feet and still survive? (Demoman and soldier)
 
Well perhaps valve designed tf2 to be unrealistic and cartoony so they wouldnt have to explain silly stuff like this... (Thats what they said the cartoony look was for originally)
 
I don't get how the Scout reloads his scattergun.

The ever popular, "I smack that thing with this here wrench, and it gains chain guns and rocket launchers"

Why a level one sentry won't get knocked over by explosives, or why fire is so effective on something that's metal.

Why the Spy can run and change weapons while invisible, yet can't stab.

How the Spy can put on a cardboard cut-out mask and somehow appear smaller (or much larger).

Why a bottle to the face hurts just as much as a fire ax or khukuri.

There are so many...
 
Here's the all important question, why does the medic's syringes hurt the sentry? Here's another one, why doesn't the pyro automatically explode when you shoot the tank on his back? How can a spy stab you in the leg and still get a back stab? Why do the back stabs kill you instantly?
 
Why can't medics heal sg's? - If this was in the game, it would really be out there. Much worse than all the other things being brought up.
 
back stabs kill you instantly cos they hit a vital point... that makes the most sense
 
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