TF2 Break A Wish Game

[A Canadian Guy]

Yes, I am back with another fourm game.

If you don't know how to play, I'll show you.

Basically, you "make" a wish about something GOOD you want in TF2. Someone else then "grants" it, but it has to have some BAD sides. (Like Pros and Cons)
For example:
A : I wish the Soldier was Canadian
B : Granted, but he now shoots bacon out of his rocket launcher. I wish the backstabs would be fixed
C: Granted, but now Valve is too lazy to release any updates. I wish ...

You get it now, ONWARDS. I'm starting

I wish Valve would change the scout to be from NEW YORK !

 

[Noobkiller]

granted but now he is too lazy to run(I am New York-ian so I am living proof)
I wish the engineer could build 5 sentries

 

[Snakely]

granted, but now he can ONLY build sentries and not teleporters or dispensers.
I wish there was one weapon of each class that has unlimited ammo so you never run out

 

[Prince Abu]

Granted, but TF2 is no longer addicting.
I wish bonesaws would die.

 

[Sharp67]

Granted, but medics are no longer on teams to heal people
I wish the Demo Man didn't have to ark his shot to shoot grenades...

 

[Booster37]

Granted, but the Demo's grenades would get nerfed yet again.
I wish the spy could stab when cloaked...

 

[Zopy]

Granted, but the stab does 1 damage, no matter where it hits.

I wish uber was longer than 10 seconds.

 

[BlackMesaSouth]

Granted but now it doubles the damage the character takes

I wish there were armor pick-ups

 

[Pock3ts]

granted, but you couldn't use them

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

sorry, I wish that sappers couldn't be killed.

 

[BlackMesaSouth]

Granted but now the engineer's wrench makes them fly onto to you

I wish you could trip Scouts.

 

[Glitch]

Granted, but now Jehuty doesn't have a reason to yell "BONK!" over the mic CONSTANTLY.

I wish you couldn't clip through teammates.

 

[jniscool]

Granted, but now if you fall on a teammate it instantly kills them.
I wish the spy to be able to run as fast as the scout when hes disguised as the scout.

 

[Anders]

Granted, but now the spy gets accused for speed hax

I wish the spy had dual knifes so you could kill faster.

 

[!Woodstock!]

Granted, but one knife backstabs someone and the other knife cuts your own throat.

I wish that the heavy could walk on walls.

 

[The Big Herm]

Granted, but you can only do so for a second before the blood rushes to his head and he dies.

I wish that the soldier could rocket jump without getting hurt.

 

[Icomeanon]

Granted but not you rocket jump so high that no matter where you fall you die instantly.
I wish engineers had spydar.

 

[!Woodstock!]

Granted, but it would always be jammed.

I wish that the engy could build a man cannon.

 

[NinjaFluff]

Granted, but it would only kill your team mates.

I wish the demo's stickies could stick to enemy players

 

[Arbitrary]

Granted, but the detonation becomes instantaneous after firing the sticky, meaning its range is somewhat... constrained.

I wish that the medic's uber would last a number of seconds equal to 20/the number of targets affected, and that targetting multiple players was easier.

 

[Booster37]

Granted, but once your ubercharge is done, you are killed instantly. Not by a player, just by the fact you used the uber.

I wish the Pyro can use his flamethrower to double as a hovering device.