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"Everybody stop dying."
Worst. Strategy. Ever.
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I love it when someone says " hey guys we need such and such a class( usually a spy)." Then 3-5 people switch to that class and the guy Says " hey guys we dont need so many such and such. So these guys just keep switching classes. Its hilarious.
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one thing ive never understood is why there are engineers on dustbowl or goldrush when we havent taken the first point? whenever someone says sniper/ scout rush i just say i know what will happen (once they did it and i laughed when they all died; apparently they didn't see their deaths in the forseeable future). if anyone needs a good serious laugh, watch me play spy; most frustrating thing ever for someone without patience.
I think its always funny, when my team is on a losing streak, to try and get them all to go Engineer or Spy.
Nothing funnier than trying to maintain 16 sentries with enemy spies everywhere, or watching the entire enemy team spy checking everyone, and getting most of them
Nothing funnier than trying to maintain 16 sentries with enemy spies everywhere, or watching the entire enemy team spy checking everyone, and getting most of them
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"Everybody stop dying."
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lol, I will say this sometimes if we are losing. "You guys we need to stop blowing up so much and kill the other team if we expect to win..."
Great advice when needed.
My personal favorite is four snipers, four medics, 3 engineers and a couple poor suckers (me) trying to push things on offense. The most frustrating thing on the face of the earth.
"Everybody stop dying."
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lol, I will say this sometimes if we are losing. "You guys we need to stop blowing up so much and kill the other team if we expect to win..."
Great advice when needed.
My personal favorite is four snipers, four medics, 3 engineers and a couple poor suckers (me) trying to push things on offense. The most frustrating thing on the face of the earth.
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Or signing onto Convoy and seeing that the team I joined has ZERO defense in the intel room... makes me sad because I know it will be a quick game... 
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"Heavy, go cap the intel, I will Uber you!"
EPIC FAIL.
"Spies, spy-check more!"
EVEN MORE EPIC FAIL.
"SCOUT RUSH THAT SENTRY!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ya, so 'Leeroy Jenkins'-fail.
"Demomans can rocket jump too!"
...
They sticky-jump,
EPIC FAIL.
"Spies, spy-check more!"
EVEN MORE EPIC FAIL.
"SCOUT RUSH THAT SENTRY!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ya, so 'Leeroy Jenkins'-fail.
"Demomans can rocket jump too!
"...
They sticky-jump,
What really peeves me is people during setup that insist on hurting themselves, then proceeding to either yell into the mic or type "COME ON GUYS, HEAL ME SO I CAN BUILD YOUR UBER!" over and over again, even though everyone explains that that doesn't matter during setup.
I know I'm famous for telling the medics that they are not allowed to die. Mostly, it's a joke. The scout rush thing is so funny because it happens so much.
What is worse to me than players pointing out obvious things is the players that are oblivious to things such as:
snipers picking off everyone around them. Many players vision only extends to only 5 feet in front of them. Meanwhile..thatguy, fuse, br47, Hoos, etc just rack up the kills. Here's a helpful hint: If the player's head next to you explodes and there are no enemies within 5 feet of you, you might want to duck and possibly say something clever like "Hey, there may be a sniper ahead."
demo men spamming grenades all over the engie's stuff. (Warpath) The ridge, the ridge, the ridge!!!! I love it when engies stuff is getting nuked by demos and then you hear "can we get a dispenser here?" Keep the other team back and you can have 2, deal?
pyros running through the whole team- they will die if you shoot them, trust me... snipers do it to me all the time. Don't run away, you will die anyways. Put a bullet or two in the pyro to save other teammates.
demo man has the spawn door stickied - it might help to tell other players spawning after you. Nothing better than being vaporized by stickies and warning your teammates only to hear someone else say "Yeah he got me a minute ago too." Gee thanks, appreciate the tip Mr. Timely InfoMan.
Good thread.....funny stuff.
What is worse to me than players pointing out obvious things is the players that are oblivious to things such as:
snipers picking off everyone around them. Many players vision only extends to only 5 feet in front of them. Meanwhile..thatguy, fuse, br47, Hoos, etc just rack up the kills. Here's a helpful hint: If the player's head next to you explodes and there are no enemies within 5 feet of you, you might want to duck and possibly say something clever like "Hey, there may be a sniper ahead."
demo men spamming grenades all over the engie's stuff. (Warpath) The ridge, the ridge, the ridge!!!! I love it when engies stuff is getting nuked by demos and then you hear "can we get a dispenser here?" Keep the other team back and you can have 2, deal?
pyros running through the whole team- they will die if you shoot them, trust me... snipers do it to me all the time. Don't run away, you will die anyways. Put a bullet or two in the pyro to save other teammates.
demo man has the spawn door stickied - it might help to tell other players spawning after you. Nothing better than being vaporized by stickies and warning your teammates only to hear someone else say "Yeah he got me a minute ago too." Gee thanks, appreciate the tip Mr. Timely InfoMan.
Good thread.....funny stuff.
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Ubering Jehuty as a spy was the best worst strategy ever
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That is the best use of an Uber ever. I call it "The Uberzap."
Ubering Jehuty as a spy was the best worst strategy ever
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That is the best use of an Uber ever. I call it "The Uberzap."
My favorite one was before i was an (e). Made by a seven year old named Rudo in all talk: "Engineers, start building....stuff!"
He'd also say: "Attack!!" but as soon as ONE enemy would show up he would screem " Run away and hide".
So his strategy was great cause he would stay in his spawn point alot and would come out only when his team won saying " i told you we'd win!".
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Hahahahaha, man its a long time i have been laughing for so long a time double LOL,wish i was there when the boy said that hehe
He'd also say: "Attack!!" but as soon as ONE enemy would show up he would screem " Run away and hide".
So his strategy was great cause he would stay in his spawn point alot and would come out only when his team won saying " i told you we'd win!".
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Hahahahaha, man its a long time i have been laughing for so long a time double LOL,wish i was there when the boy said that hehe
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