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- Mar 4, 2008
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Hello people,
Before we get into much upcoming controversy (once again), I’d like to take the time to address all of you:
It has been brought to my attention that the clan is getting bigger. So big they will soon need servers just to queue into!!! The map shall be called : THE WAITING ROOM.
Players will log in the queue, fill a few forms before talking to a psychiatrist. Then the shrink will tell them if they are fit to play or if they should go to the other server called : THE EXAMINATION ROOM.
Which map will consist of the player laying down on a bed and wait for a medic. The player will be asked not to spam the medic button too much otherwise we’ll send IGOR the heavy instead of properly educated doctors. People failing to comply will go in the following server called : COLD SHOWERS ‘R’ US.
In this bit, the player will be forced to enter a room where cold water will be pumped to his silly looking face for a set time of 20 minutes. Then if the players has not disconnected the game in anger, he shall be allowed to go to the following server: WHAT NOW FOR POOK’S SAKE??
This map will consist of sitting down in a room and listen to Noravic motivation speeches for half an hour. Then if the player is not bored to death by now, he shall be allowed to go to the next server called: HOW COME I’M BACK IN HERE??
The map looks exactly like THE WAITING ROOM, but it is actually an alternate reality like in startrek when spock was wearing a beard and kirk was evil.
Once the player has found out that he is being tricked, he shall be asked to join a server and stop wasting people’s time by joining silly servers like all the ones mentioned above.
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But seriously, in the clan we have many players, all more talented than the other. Some are talented in playing skills, some are better at getting killed, some good at admining, some good at getting kicked ( sad reality) some good for humor ,some good for weird things. Anyway, the clan is made up of a lot of people, all different in so many ways, there is no way to know who actually is worth what.
You see highly decorated players, high ranked players, some people have been in here for many months and still have no awards nor rank… some have nice signatures, some don’t even have an avatar yet. But the point of all this, good people, is not about what should be right and what should be wrong. The point is : Your Personality is what you want to be known for.
You can’t tell how good a player based on his ranking, you can’t tell how worthy someone his because he’s a high ranked officer. All you need to do in order to get recognition is to show everybody who you are by BEING YOURSELF!
So what you’ve not been promoted or don’t have any award yet? That doesn’t make you less of a player for it. What counts is how people think of you , no matter what your rank in the clan or position in stats.
Just be yourself and enjoy yourself and make people enjoy be around you. By doing so, you’re contributing more to the clan in a positive way, doing yourself a favour at the same time and helping promoting fun all across the community. The whole point of being here is to have fun isn’t it?
And also, don’t forget to BE HUMBLE!
Capt M
Before we get into much upcoming controversy (once again), I’d like to take the time to address all of you:
It has been brought to my attention that the clan is getting bigger. So big they will soon need servers just to queue into!!! The map shall be called : THE WAITING ROOM.
Players will log in the queue, fill a few forms before talking to a psychiatrist. Then the shrink will tell them if they are fit to play or if they should go to the other server called : THE EXAMINATION ROOM.
Which map will consist of the player laying down on a bed and wait for a medic. The player will be asked not to spam the medic button too much otherwise we’ll send IGOR the heavy instead of properly educated doctors. People failing to comply will go in the following server called : COLD SHOWERS ‘R’ US.
In this bit, the player will be forced to enter a room where cold water will be pumped to his silly looking face for a set time of 20 minutes. Then if the players has not disconnected the game in anger, he shall be allowed to go to the following server: WHAT NOW FOR POOK’S SAKE??
This map will consist of sitting down in a room and listen to Noravic motivation speeches for half an hour. Then if the player is not bored to death by now, he shall be allowed to go to the next server called: HOW COME I’M BACK IN HERE??
The map looks exactly like THE WAITING ROOM, but it is actually an alternate reality like in startrek when spock was wearing a beard and kirk was evil.
Once the player has found out that he is being tricked, he shall be asked to join a server and stop wasting people’s time by joining silly servers like all the ones mentioned above.
---------------
But seriously, in the clan we have many players, all more talented than the other. Some are talented in playing skills, some are better at getting killed, some good at admining, some good at getting kicked ( sad reality) some good for humor ,some good for weird things. Anyway, the clan is made up of a lot of people, all different in so many ways, there is no way to know who actually is worth what.
You see highly decorated players, high ranked players, some people have been in here for many months and still have no awards nor rank… some have nice signatures, some don’t even have an avatar yet. But the point of all this, good people, is not about what should be right and what should be wrong. The point is : Your Personality is what you want to be known for.
You can’t tell how good a player based on his ranking, you can’t tell how worthy someone his because he’s a high ranked officer. All you need to do in order to get recognition is to show everybody who you are by BEING YOURSELF!
So what you’ve not been promoted or don’t have any award yet? That doesn’t make you less of a player for it. What counts is how people think of you , no matter what your rank in the clan or position in stats.
Just be yourself and enjoy yourself and make people enjoy be around you. By doing so, you’re contributing more to the clan in a positive way, doing yourself a favour at the same time and helping promoting fun all across the community. The whole point of being here is to have fun isn’t it?
And also, don’t forget to BE HUMBLE!
Capt M
